Neanderthal Man Pissed In His Own Privet
A couple who went to view a council house in the West Midlands were astonished when the next-door-neighbor emerged from his own home, looked the newcomers up and down, unzipped the fly in his jeans, and urinated in his privet. The incident took pl...
Read full storyPeter Stringfellow's Severed Penis Attacks Man
Renowned Lothario Peter Stringfellow has died after having his penis severed by an intruder to the Playboy mansion in the early hours of this morning. The intruder claims he wandered in whilst "looking for a toilet" and mistook the ageing self-pr...
Read full storyDelhi Bellies at the Nutters Beach Club! Day twelve / dia doce / दिन बारह din baarah!
We had a STIRRING evening at the club last night, DELHI BELLIES appeared, and that wasn't even caused by the food old WAN-KIN-DIK served up, although there was a queue outside the bog, ladies and gents. Jaggedone, did warn him about that hot and spicy Indian veggie curry made with Chinese 'lice' (my Cantonese is just a slip of the tongue) though! No! We had special guests from Delhi who flashed...
Read full storyPresident Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet
Washington - President Trump indicated in two tweets that he will pardon James Inhofe, the current senator from Oklahoma, in the next few days. "Jim Inhofe is a great senator who has been horribly treated by Obama, Hillary and the Dems since he wa...
Read full storyTrump Pardons Lincoln Assassin
The White House. 24 minutes ago. Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders called reporters to the Briefing Room a short time ago to announce that President Donald J. Trump had issued another celebrity-championed posthumous pardon. Today's recipient was...
Read full storyMan Tried, Unsuccessfully, To Stifle Fart
'Embarrassment' was hardly the word to use for one man in Battambang this morning, after he tried to stifle a fart that his instinct told him, was likely to have a major impact in his classroom. Moys Kenwood, 54, attempted to subdue the pump he kn...
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