Local aristocrat forced to travel on Megabus
Cheshire aristocrat, The Duke of Mottram (77) and his wife Lady Prudential (70) have finally been able to speak of the trauma they suffered last month, which involved having to endure a 90 minute journey on the budget coach service Megabus. "The e...
Read full storyThe Red Hen: I Was A Better (Expletive) Than Donald Duck
BILLINGSGATE POST: Foghorn Leghorn finally had something to crow about. The Red Hen controversy brought back memories of his one night stand with a Rhode Island Red that drove him cockeyed. Foghorn: “I loved her walk. I loved her cluck. She said I was a better (expletive) than Donald Duck.” The Red Hen: “I ain’t gonna take it sitting down. While I’m here hatching white and brown, you’re out...
Read full storyLucky England Through To Last 16
England progressed to the last 16 of the World Cup last night after they defeated a plucky Panama side 6-1, but it might have been all so different. Harry Kane, England's captain, scored a hat-trick, but it was was probably the most fortunate in h...
Read full storyEngland Trounces Panama after Surprise Goals
England surged to a 6-1 victory against Panama today in the most surprising and uplifting match so far in the World Cup. Harry Kane was so successful at scoring goals during the match that he actually scored a goal withour realising it and had to...
Read full storyEngland V Panama
A dominant display from England saw them trounce a hapless Panamanian side 6-1. Goals from Stones (2) Kane (3) and Lingard ensured England wrapped up their biggest win at a World Cup without breaking a sweat. Of course after this superb England...
Read full storyValedictorian Tells Graduates They’re All Doomed
At the Grover Washington Jr. high school graduation ceremony, the valedictorian was brutally honest with her classmates, telling them how the deck is stacked against them and they're doomed. “Let’s not get too carried away here,” Alicia McBride, t...
Read full storyMan Still Can't Solve Rubik's Cube!
News just emerging from the Cambodian city of Battambang this morning, is that an English resident who has been trying for nearly 40 years to solve his Rubik's Cube, has still not done so. Moys Kenwood, 55, received his Cube as a birthday present...
Read full storyLionel Messi Spotted Souvenir-hunting
The Argentina striker Lionel Messi has been spotted in a market in Nizhny Novgorod, doing his souvenir-hunting rather earlier than might have been expected. Argentina were one of the pre-World Cup favourites, but a disappointing 1-1 draw with Icel...
Read full story