Clean Up in Aisle One
My Ami, Florida—Pubix, a Florida grocery chain, has posted signs outside its stores: no dogs allowed (unless they are trained service dogs) and no dogs allowed in or on grocery carts (even if they are trained service dogs). The problem is that the do...
Read full storyKiller Bees Responsible For Butterfly Extinction
A team of researchers has concluded that the fate of a species of butterfly was decided by a particularly aggressive type of Killer Bee. Research into the Emperor Penguin butterfly had told experts that the species was close to extinction, and, in...
Read full storyPaul McCartney Cavern Club Gig A Wash-Out
It was to be the showbiz event of the year, but Sir Paul McCartney's one-off appearance at Liverpool's Cavern Club after a gap of more than 60 years last Thursday, fell flat when nobody turned up. The performance was ticket-only, and the superstar...
Read full storyTrump Runner Calls Wile E Mueller A Sorry POS
BILLINGSGATE POST: The hostile environment of the Sonoran Desert does not cease, even after the sun goes down. Legends of lost gold mines and the crusted white skeletons of dead miners who stood sentinel over their staked claims while grey bearded v...
Read full storyTrump hands over country leadership
It has just been discovered by a leaking Secret Service agent that Donald Trump will be moving to Moscow to hand over the country to Vladimir Putin. The agent has told the "fake news media" that we will have to praise Donald Trump and Vladimir Pu...
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