It has just been discovered by a leaking Secret Service agent that Donald Trump will be moving to Moscow to hand over the country to Vladimir Putin.
The agent has told the "fake news media" that we will have to praise Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, bow to the Russian flag, and, finally, accept that "THERE WAS NO COLLUSION. ANYONE WHO THINKS SO BE SAD! VLAD BEST!"
At least, according to Donald Trump. Also, one person, at random, will be given Eric. And America is a dictatorship, plus Kim Jong Un gets North Dakota, Alaska, and South Carolina.