Stock Market Disaster
There was panic amongst traders and investors in all sectors this afternoon when, after a fairly steady opening, the Stock Market crashed. The market, comprising nine units selling a variety of clothing, footwear, housewares, cleaning products, fo...
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When severely questioned about where his life's course could have taken him, 45-year-old William Peters confessed that cleavage had completely screwed up his destiny. "After I finished my doctoral studies, I seriously could have been an archaeol...
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The ever affable and jovial President Donald Trump has announced this morning our solar system is only made up of the sun, earth and moon. The idea there are 7 other planets in our solar system is merely “fake news”. Speaking at a morning press c...
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Donald Trump continued to add to the Russian Twilight Zone in Washington D.C. by tweeting earlier today that a Russian Themed bedroom will soon be ready for "Vlady" at the White House. "The White House would be Vlady's second home, or maybe his te...
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