Total War Against the Taiwanese Mosquitoes
One very odd and disturbing thing I noticed while living in Taiwan as an overseas teacher is that all the mosquitos there were extremely intelligent. They would carefully strategize how and when they were going to sting you. I had worked at a summer camp in the United States before, so I knew the absolute hell they could wreak on a person's nerves. All of the American mosquitos at summer camp...
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The following is an excerpt from notes taken by the American interpreter present at the private meeting between President Trump and Vladimir Putin: “Comrade President Trump, we go meet press soon. As Russian intelligence asset you suck. You act...
Read full storyNashville Man Who Decides to Follow Jesus Ends Up Sitting in One Place for Really Long Time
After much soul-searching, Michael Ford of Nashville, Tennessee, a Christian, decided to completely turn over his will and life and follow Jesus, only to wind up sitting in one place for a really long time.. As Mike tells it, the decision to follo...
Read full storyMueller Indicts 811 Russians and 72 Million Americans for Election Meddling on Social Media
Washington - All Indictments have finally been handed down in the Russian election meddling investigation by the Justice Department and Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller. The individuals, including 811 Russian nationals, President Trump and 72 mil...
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Little Chef chairman, ardent Brexiteer, Conservative party donor, tax exile and fast food entrepreneur, Sir Tom Arto-Ketchup spoke out today about his hopes for a Brexit Dividend as a result of a no deal Brexit and Operation Stack bringing the roads...
Read full storyPence, Cabinet Cabal May Invoke 25th Amendment, Removing Trump
Shocked by the President's erratic behavior and comments during recent weeks, sources close to Vice President Mike Pence reveal that he has been in serious discussions with key members of Donald Trump's cabinet with the intent of declaring him "unab...
Read full storyHull Fair Ghost Train Is Haunted
A major attraction at the site of the largest travelling funfair in Europe is under the watchful eyes of ghostwatchers today, after an unexplained occurrence at Hull Fair. Hull Fair first appeared in the city in 1278, and then annually from 1293.
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A new toothpaste that, it's been claimed, offers extraordinary and revolutionary dental health protection, is at the center of a war of words between dentists - over its name, KUNNY. The toothpaste, which has come through much stringent testing wi...
Read full storyFinancial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates
New York - A government official, whose private company owes banks and investors over 2.5 billion dollars through 500 private partnerships, broke long standing protocol and criticized the Federal Reserve Board for raising interest rates, rattling bus...
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