The Reverend T. J. McCorkle, well known spoof writer and founder of the Fart Farm initiative in North Carolina announced at a press conference this morning that in an effort to further help his fellow man and particularly the elderly, he was founding an online university to help those that are afflicted with the inability to have a proper and regular "Poop."
"Poop University (PU) will help those in need and those who wish to help others in need in regard to this affliction that occurs most often in the older generation," said McCorkle. "We will offer the opportunity to achieve a degree, a PP (Poop Professor) and degrees as an Assistant Professor (Poop Ass) in order to spread the word to others in need. We will be offering online baseball caps, bumper stickers, bumper stickers and related items. The theme...Make America Poop Again. We seek nothing more than to help others! Any questions?"
A reporter from the Raleigh News & Observer called out seemingly half in jest: "Reverend, this sounds in some ways very familiar. Do you see this to be the start of some kind of political campaign, you know, a political movement?"
McCorkle abruptly picked up his notes, put on his cap that read: Make America Poop Again, and said with a smile..."We'll just have to wait and see!"