After receiving the invitation to supply the Royal Family with a buffet at Windsor Castle, our Chief Chinese Chef (you know his name!), decided to make a Chinese Cabbage stew with Chinese lice (Cantonese pronunciation), US GMO sweet corn, US GMO popcorn, US GMO soya beans and chemically treated US chickens to top it all off!
Sadly the EU heatwave currently affecting the UK, caused WAN-KIN-DIK to change the menu because his Chinese cabbage leaves shriveled, turned yellow (matching hair color indeed) and we had to bin them. Instead we ordered several Scottish salmon, imported from the US, GMO of course, re-labelled them with MADE IN UK labels, and sent the 35% import tax bill to ex-Foreign Minister, Boris Johnson, so he can wipe his butt with it!
Anyway, before we could deliver the 5 star soup delicacy to Windsor, the guest of honor F'd off to Scotland where he seemed to appreciate real Scottish salmon caught in EU waters.
Hypocrisy has no borders especially when one wants to close them!!
Adios, und auld lang syne, see you all in Helsinki for the next round of Global Fake Bullshit and Hypocrisy! Global Nutter Unite!
CHINESE ROTTING CABBAGE STINKS!
SO DOES THE US GMO VERSION!