Trump celebrates July 4th Sings: "Sometimes I feel like a motherless child!"
President Donald Trump appeared this morning on the WH lawn on what was billed as a "Celebration of Independence Day." A stunned WH Press Corp gasped in astonishment as the 45th president of the United States skipped to the podium dressed as Little O...
Read full storyDid Trump Blackmail Kennedy To Quit?
Did Donald Trump blackmail Justice Anthony Kennedy out of his Supreme Court seat because of his son Justin Kenndy? It seems Justin provided a one billion dollar building loan to Donald Trump while Justin was working for Deutsche Bank. (pronounced: Do...
Read full storyTour de France 2018: The 'All You Need To Know' Survival Guide
The Tour de France, that supreme test of human endurance, determination, strength and skill, is almost upon us once again, and, for the keen cycling fans amongst our readers, here is a carefully-compiled Survival Guide for this year's event. The 2018 Tour will once again be raced over 22 stages, for a total of 2,069 km (3,329 m). The race will start with a total of 188 riders spread amongst 11...
Read full storyHairy female armpits banned at The Nutters Beach Club / Dia veinteocho!
2 unshaven, tattooed, fallen footy icons, entered our club last night after failing so miserably and observing a 'change of the superstars footy guard', which manifested itself in front of millions of footy fans yesterday; qui, qui! So, to cheer them up, and being completely mad, we allowed females with hairy armpits into the club to tickle their fancies with their hairy, exposed parts! Sadl...
Read full storyMan's Terrifying Dreams Come True
A man in Battambang awoke in a cold sweat this morning after a restless night during which he had several nightmares, but this was only the start of his torture, as the disturbing things he had experienced whilst asleep, began to reveal themselves as...
Read full storyRep. Jim Jordan has questions for FBI and Justice after Trump takes phone call from the deep state
Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio wasn’t born yesterday. After news reports began to surface that President Trump had returned the call of a comedian posing as New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez, Jordan was incredulous. “This appears to be yet ano...
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