2,500-year old Utah petroglyphs say 'JFK: Bush Dunnit'

Funny story: 2,500-year old Utah petroglyphs say 'JFK: Bush Dunnit'

Utah - Newly decrypted rock carvings videoed by drone over the Southern Utah desert have shaken everything archeologists once took for granted regarding ancient predictions about the 1963 Dallas hit. The petroglyphs as they are known are thought t...

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World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

Funny story: World's Sexiest Airline Stewardesses Award Mile High Club Vouchers to Contest Winners

New Airline Operator Spanish Fly is to give Mile High Club Vouchers for free Oysters and Champagne during flights. C.E.O. Antonio Bandaid said today. "We called the airline Spanish Fly while under the influence of cocaine at the dentists." "...

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Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Funny story: Local Women Blames Bad Date on Meal at Spicy Indian Restaurant

Gladys Hornswagger of Morristown, Tennessee blames her ruined date with 'that hot nerd' Griffin Gaskey, on their date at the new Taj Palace Plus Restaurant in nearby Knoxville. The proprietors told the couple that their food was authentic Indian b...

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Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Funny story: Scientists promise New Robotic Arm will make masturbation "incredible"

Scientists in San Francisco have unveiled a new robotic arm at the 2014 Technology Spring Convention. The machine which has taken 8 years to make, is made of steel but wrapped in a case of plastics made to resemble human skin. Head scientist Roger...

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Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

Funny story: Elvis Was On Comeback Trail When He Died

According to recent material discovered at Graceland Elvis Presley was getting ready for a big comeback tour when he died at his home at Graceland near Memphis, Tennessee. Several of his friends and musicians have claimed this all along but the le...

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Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Funny story: Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness. Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300...

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GOP to Impoverished Americans: Just Stop Being Poor Already!

Detroit, MI - Dedicated to re-branding their image in time for the 2014 mid-term elections, a select group of House Republicans traveled to scenic downtown Detroit, touting a new message of prosperity for the masses. The core of the new plan? Just st...

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Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

Funny story: Senate Democrats Put Themselves on Endangered Species List

WASHINGTON, DC - Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid introduced a bill in the US Senate this morning, assigning Democrats to the Endangered Species List. The bill was hastily submitted after Republican David Jolly won a closely watched special elect...

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Missing Malaysian Jet Found in Basement of Amish Church Playing X-Box

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, a Boeing 777 wide-body passenger plane with 239 people on board, which disappeared an hour after takeoff almost a week ago and has since been the focus of a massive international search, has finally been located. The mi...

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Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Funny story: Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...

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George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

Funny story: George Clooney Talks About Stacy Keibler's Marriage

VENICE BEACH, California - A writer for Bedroom Pillow Talk caught up with George Clooney the star of Monument's Men at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach. Gazebo Serengeti asked the Hollywood star what he thought about ex-girlfrien...

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Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Phil Robertson the head of the Duck Dynasty has announced that the family have come up with a new call that draws blackbirds to the area. Why would anyone want a blackbird caller? "I tell you the truth, we have sold thousands already and we are...

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Strange Game, Odd Team - Red Team Looking to Fall Playoffs

Funny story: Strange Game, Odd Team - Red Team Looking to Fall Playoffs

Spring is in the air and with it comes a strong whiff of manure being spread on the playing fields. Training commenced at the recent CPAC outing where team owners Charles and David Koch and principal coaches John Boehner and Mitch McConnell evaluate...

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Ten Simple Ways To Lose Weight Guaranteed!

Funny story: Ten Simple Ways To Lose Weight Guaranteed!

These Top Ten Ways to lose weight are easy as falling off a log. (Guess I better take that one off). 1. Always sleep on a vibrating bed. 2. Go Over A Fence that has a warning sign, "Dozen Bulls Horny Here!" 3. Crap on your food. 4. Easiest Push-Ups! (Pushing Up Daisies) 5. Snack on salted packing peanuts! 6. When introducing yourself at 'Get Acquainted Singles Meet', "Hello, my n...

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Taylor Swift Says The Lesbian Rumors About Her and New Zealand Singer Lorde Are As Silly As Donald Trump's Hair

Funny story: Taylor Swift Says The Lesbian Rumors About Her and New Zealand Singer Lorde Are As Silly As Donald Trump's Hair

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Taylor Swift was in Lake Charles visiting her old high school music teacher. After their get together she went shopping for a new pair of boots. She was asked by a reporter with Music Moments Magazine about the rumors cur...

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Mossad truth serum fracking exercise scheduled under Occupied Territories

Funny story: Mossad truth serum fracking exercise scheduled under Occupied Territories

Tel Aviv - The hydraulic fracturing of rocky deposits close to the 1949 Armistice 'Green Line' using pressurized liquid truth serums is under consideration by Israel's secret service according to reports out today. Months of satellite imagery int...

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China And Our Kids

Back and to the Left news has returned from our coverage of the winter Olympics where, after a couple of drinks with some Russian athletes, one thing led to another and the Ukraine got invaded. We returned to a country (this one not the Ukraine) in t...

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The greatest love of all

Funny story: The greatest love of all

Let's face it guys, we all get nervous before a date with a beautiful young lady. And if it is one that you suspect and hope that you are going to get lucky on, then it's only natural that some performance anxiety will creep in. There are several ways to combat this but one of the commonest is to have a little "me time" prior to your date. This not only relaxes you but will hopefully make you a li...

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Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Funny story: Bryanair Denies Using Cattle Prods to Speed up Turn Around Time

Steerage class airline Bryanair yesterday claimed that their passengers were not being herded onto the aircraft with cattle prods. C.E.O Mark O'Leary said this morning, "They are just low voltage vibrating wands to remind people to move quickly."...

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Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

Funny story: Cleopatra's Grave Found In Casper, Wyoming

CASPER, Wyoming - A team of historical scientists have stumbled upon the grave of the famous Queen of Egypt, Cleopatra VII Philopator, better known simply as Cleopatra. The scientific team led by Dr. Jonas. V. Wittmaker was actually out searching...

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Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Pussy Riot May Perform On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy says that he is trying to get the producers of his show, Dancing With The Stars to book Russia's all-girl punk rock band Pussy Riot. Maksim, who is a native of the Ukraine, said that as popular as Pussy Riot is, it...

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Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Funny story: Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Prince Charles is said to have stopped lobbying influential ministers with letters after he mistook a bandstand in Buckingham Palace gardens for a guillotine. The bandstand, built by Robespierre Decking Specialists is for a new look "French Revolutio...

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An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

Funny story: An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...

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Russia Has Ordered The Warship RS Siberia To Sail Off The Coast of North Korea

Funny story: Russia Has Ordered The Warship RS Siberia To Sail Off The Coast of North Korea

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the official news agency of Russia, is reporting that the RS Serbia which had been in Cuba and was headed back to Russia has been diverted to sail off the North Korean coast. Reports are that the state-of-the-art warship is loa...

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NSA about to make every American a movie star

WHITEWASHINGTON, DC - The U. S. National Security Agency (NSA) is gathering audiovisual recordings of millions of American citizens in its three-year effort to compile the largest "gonzo" pornographic tape of all time. What men, women, teens, and...

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Walton Family Checks into Rehab for Wealth Addiction

Funny story: Walton Family Checks into Rehab for Wealth Addiction

Bentonville, Arkansas -- In a shocking admission that surprised half of the world's population, the surviving members of the Walton family announced earlier this week that they are checking into the Betty Ford Clinic to treat a debilitating wealth ad...

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