Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Funny story written by Bureau

Thursday, 13 March 2014

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Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness.

Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300 yards under a second turnip truck.

"These turnip trucks are taking over the highway here in Kentucky and several other states. I know better than to get on one of them but I hate walking to work in the turnip fields and factory."

Bureau says he'll continue his snippets mixed with a few lame stories here and there.

The long winter this year has created a lot of potholes so there's turnips pretty well all up and down the road sides of the Interstates and Parkways.

"Glad to be back. Head starting to look like a turnip. I may be a bit slower but I plan to turnip here and there."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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