Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 13 March 2014

image for Taylor Swift Says The Lesbian Rumors About Her and New Zealand Singer Lorde Are As Silly As Donald Trump's Hair
A closeup of Taylor Swift's hair that was taken by Vice-President Joe Biden.

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - Taylor Swift was in Lake Charles visiting her old high school music teacher.

After their get together she went shopping for a new pair of boots. She was asked by a reporter with Music Moments Magazine about the rumors currently circulating regarding a very close relationship between her and New Zealand singer Lorde.

The two had recently been seen frolicking on the beach at Malibu, getting their hair done at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills, and holding hands at The La Brea Tar Pits.

The 24-year-old Swift blushed and said that her and Lorde, who is only 17, have become very close friends, but it's like two cousins and not like Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia De Rossi.

Tay-Tay said that she has heard about the lesbian rumors but they are positively false and are actually as silly as Donald Trump's hairdo. She pointed out that she still likes boys and their boy parts.

Taylor was then asked about an alleged tattoo that Lorde had gotten on the small of her back with the initials T.S.

The "Red" singer blushed again and said that she has not seen Lorde's back so she could not comment one way or the other.

In Other News. Speaker of The House John Boehner recently confessed that he is seeing a therapist about his uncontrolled bouts of crying.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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