Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 13 March 2014

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The RS Siberia has logged quite a bit of miles lately.

MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the official news agency of Russia, is reporting that the RS Serbia which had been in Cuba and was headed back to Russia has been diverted to sail off the North Korean coast.

Reports are that the state-of-the-art warship is loaded with products that were picked up in Cuba. Some of these items include Cuban cigars, Cuban Rum, Cuban sugar, and 4,000 pounds of tortilla mix.

Vodkavich states that the ship was to have made a beeline back to Russia but apparently President Putin has something else in mind.

Meanwhile, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has stated that he will not play games with Russia and if the RS Siberia gets to within 3 miles from the North Korean coast he will have no choice but to fire one of his powerful missiles at it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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