Charlie Sheen Loses $700,000 On A Super Bowl Bet
HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen, the star of the hit show Anger Management told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he is controlling his anger after losing $700,000 on a Super Bowl bet. Sheen spoke with Pico de Gallo of 3T at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in T...
Read full storyAl Qaeda To Open Up A Training Center In Sweden
KARBALA, Iraq - Word out of one of the Al Qaeda strongholds is that the terrorist group is planning on opening up a brand new training center. An inside source reported that Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri, who succeeded Osama Bin Laden after hi...
Read full storyDenver Will Build A 90-Story Building Just From The Taxes On Marijuana
DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just informed the residents of his hometown that he is excited about an announcement regarding marijuana taxes. Senator Quickdance, who calls himself a bouncing Colorado Baby Boomer, stated that jus...
Read full storyPresident Obama Apologizes To His Wife
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source has stated that he learned that President Obama recently apologized to Michelle about the rumors regarding Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt. The president and Denmark's prime minister were photog...
Read full storyFox News Stories Are Just Spoofs!
A writer of political books from the UK appeared on the "Charlie Rose Show" last evening and was quite surprised about the lack of trustworthiness and the inadequacy of the news media in the U.S. Here are some excerpts from what guest Bertrand Russ...
Read full storyThe Seattle Seahawks Flew All Over The Field While The Denver Broncos Merely Horsed Around
NEW YORK CITY - Many of the leading sportswriters in the country are still stunned at the way that the Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Denver Broncos in their 43-8 Super Bowl XLVIII victory. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated th...
Read full storyScientists Agree Climate Change Can't Be Real Because It's Cold
CINCINNATI, OH. - Scientists have held a conference to declare what everyone is thinking: global warming is a hoax. "It's cold today, and it has been for several days in a row now. How can we say that the planet is warming? It makes no sense." sa...
Read full storySeattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver
SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...
Read full storyPresident Barack Obama Loses A Super Bowl Bet To President Valdimir Putin
WASHINGTON, D.C. - As President Obama watched the Seattle Seahawks totally annihilate the Denver Broncos 43-8 in Super Bowl XLVIII, he thought about his fellow world leader Vladimir Putin of Russia. As soon as the game was over he told Vice-Presid...
Read full storyPETA Is Extremely Unhappy With Joe Namath
NORFOLK, Virginia - The People for the Experienced Touching of Animals has gotten their dander up (no pun intended). Mimosa Ledbetter, executive director with PETA has stated that her organization did not appreciate seeing NFL Hall of Fame quarter...
Read full storyDenver's First All-Nude Marijuana Shop Is The Top Selling Pot Shop In The Entire State of Colorado
DENVER - Every single marijuana shop in the Rocky Mountain State of Colorado is having outstanding cannabis sales. But there is one marijuana shop in the Mile High City of Denver that is the state's top selling pot shop with sales that are literal...
Read full storyPresident Obama Says That Bill O'Reilly Will Never, Ever Again Set Foot In The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Many fans who tuned in to watch Super Bowl XLVIII suddenly saw President Obama sitting in the White House talking to FOX talk show host Bill O'Reilly. Most of the viewers at first wondered if there had been some kind of electron...
Read full storyThe Real Reason Why Seattle's Richard "The Trash Talker" Sherman Left The Super Bowl Game During The 3rd Quarter
NEW YORK CITY - The Seattle Seahawks organization was a bit tight-lipped as to why their cornerback with the horrible attitude Richard Sherman left Super Bowl 48 in the third quarter. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti said that it...
Read full storyThe Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up
NEW YORK CITY - Well at least no one can say that the weather was a factor in the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII, which the Seattle Seahawks won 43-8. But as many sports writers wrote the only factor in the Seattle Seahawks blowout victory over the...
Read full story"I Thought I Was Dead!" (Malcolm Smith MVP Award Interrupted By Nut!)
A man suddenly jumped onto the podium during Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith's postgame news conference, grabbed the microphone and said the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks were "perpetrated by people with your own government." "I was totally surprised by...
Read full storyDucks May Quit Show
As usual they have had the head of the family to speak for the whole group, Phil Robertson. "We have talked it over and decided to give it another year. As most folks know, we are not in need of the money but we are seeing it as changing our lives...
Read full storyPorsche being sued because they're too fast!
German sports car manufacturer, Porsche, are being sued by VW because they cannot keep up with them especially after their take-over bid overtook them. VW is a "Volk-Wagon" producer translated meaning boring and mundane. Porsche produce cars for t...
Read full storyUS Legislators Agree to Leave Education Policymaking to Educators
For years, decisions for education have been made by legislators at the state and federal level. These legislators have little or no education experience, a fact that has caused several educators nationwide to feel very uncomfortable. "We would li...
Read full storyThe Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation
CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...
Read full storyConservatives find things that are not the previous Labour Government's fault
In a sensational disclosure to a Sunday newspaper, David Cameron admitted yesterday that there are some things in life that are probably not the fault of the previous Labour Government. These are: Kim Jon un, the first world war, the second world war...
Read full storyU.S. States to Join Forces to Save Money?
WINSTON-SALEM, NORTH CAROLINA - Today at the annual Governor's Conference, the governors of all fifty states met in seclusion to try to figure out how to save money in these difficult economic times. In a brief statement to the press, Wyoming Go...
Read full storyFun Activities During the California Drought
Maybe your family can't take the boat to the lake this summer, but here are a few ideas our editors came up with: 1.Pull the boat over to the neighbor's lawn and live there all summer. 2.Make a fun game with your kids, "Who gets to bathe this week?" 3. When your neighbors go to work, drive your pickup over and fill up the plastic lined bed for a cool mobile pool. (Also use their toilet a...
Read full storyThe NFL's Big Tax Dodging Rip-off
Now that the Super Bowl is over and you are either in euphoric heaven or the depths of despair depending upon your gridiron loyalties, let me proceed to burst your little bubble: the NFL is ripping you off. Due to an old tax code created when the NFL and the AFL joined in 1966 they get to enjoy tax exempt status. The NFL makes $9.5 billion a year. Yes, $9.5 billion. How much do you make...
Read full storyHarry Potter Book 8 Leaked!
A lawyer representing J.K. Rowling who refuses to be named told "Hollywood Sleuth" last week that he was "ashamed and deeply embarrassed" to have revealed the plot and indeed existence of Harry Potter Book 8. Now the whole world knows that Book 8...
Read full storyKFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...
Read full storyFirst "Man Cave" Found in Southern France
While they are all the rage amongst "He Men" nowadays, the first ever Man Cave was unearthed this month near Lyon-de-terre, France. The crew broke through an ancient wall exposing an undisturbed setting from 12,000 years ago. The excavators marve...
Read full storyJohn Elway High in Mile High Stadium
Two mornings before yesterday's Super Bowel, on a special edition of MSNBC News. in Mile High Stadium in Denver, legendary Broncos quarterback-and current executive VP of football operations for the Denver Broncos-John Elway explained that he's a Rep...
Read full storyWinter Olympics Shut Down
Once again the industrial safety commission OSHA has brought the world's Winter Olympic Games to a grinding halt. As with the 2010 games in British Columbia, the commission has found numerous faults in the various Olympic venues in Sochi, Russia.
Read full storyDoc Martin Leaves Louiser!
PORT ISAAC, CORNWALL - Exciting news from the set of Doc Martin. According to people who are close to the set, in Season 7, Doc Martin will leave Louiser after realizing Mrs. Tishell is, in fact, more his type. Louiser, meanwhile, takes off to...
Read full storySnowden: Israel Has Developed Locust Bombs
Edward Snowden, who is out to become the modern Benedict Arnold stated today that U.S CIA officials know that Israel has developed a very small drone that carries considerable explosive power along with the ability of disrupting enemy communications.
Read full storyBandy Being Bandied About For 2016 Winter Olympics
SOCHI, RUSSIA - The greatest winter sport most people have never heard of is being bandied about as the next new winter Olympics event. To date, 29 countries, including Somalia and the U.S. have bandy federations. The first recorded games of ba...
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