Al Qaeda To Open Up A Training Center In Sweden

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 February 2014

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One of Al Qaeda's up and coming terrorist leaders Ramji Al-Haha.

KARBALA, Iraq - Word out of one of the Al Qaeda strongholds is that the terrorist group is planning on opening up a brand new training center.

An inside source reported that Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri, who succeeded Osama Bin Laden after his tragic accident, stated that the powerful organization has chosen to open up their new terrorist training center in Sweden.

The Al Qaeda leader stated that the reason why Sweden was chosen was because it is a fairly isolated country and that is exactly one of the traits that the terrorist group was looking for.

Al-Zawahiri has stated that one of his top lieutenants Ramji Al-Haha will be in charge of the new state-of-the-art training facility which will include two dozen camels.

The training center will be known by its code name of Camel Lips S-1. The land for the center was purchased from a wealthy Swede who is sympathetic to the Al Qaeda organization.

In Other News. Jay Leno has said that February has not been good for him as he will soon lose his Tonight Show plus he lost $175 betting on the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl.

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