Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 3 February 2014

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The Seahawks will be sending their game ball to Michelle Obama.

NEW YORK CITY - Many of the leading sportswriters in the country are still stunned at the way that the Seattle Seahawks manhandled the Denver Broncos in their 43-8 Super Bowl XLVIII victory.

Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it basically came down to the fact that the Seahawks came to play as they flew all over the field while the Broncos were mostly spectators who horsed around and got their behinds handed to them on a silver Seahawks platter.

Everyone in the stands and everyone watching at home and in sports bars could see that as the game progressed the Broncos chances eroded like the chances of Kirstie Alley passing up a Hostess Twinkie.

The boys from the Mile High City could have called it in for all the good they did.

Reno wrote that the Denver Broncos organization should consider refunding everyone the tons of money they paid for their tickets.

SIDENOTE: Rufus Reno summoned up the feeling of many of the fans at the game by saying that it kind of felt like everyone paid to see Celine Dion and Adele and they ended up getting Celine Dion and Rosie O'Donnell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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