Macarena: The number one song in North Korea
The 1992 Los Del Rio song, "The macarena" is officially the most popular tune in North Korea. It all started last Tuesday afternoon when radio traffic from South Korea was picked up and transmitted over the mandatory state program, "Kim Jong-Un i...
Read full storyGold-digger Committed After Attempting To Destroy $12million Mansion
Tiger Woods' ex-wife, Elin Nordegren, has been involuntarily committed to the state mental hospital for stealing a bulldozer and attempting to raze the $12.3 million estate she purchased after her divorce settlement from the 14-time major winner.
Read full storyParis Hilton Explains Why She Likes Sarah Palin
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was sitting in The Haven of Hair Saloon on Rodeo Drive when talk got around to politics. Hilton told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she really didn't know a whole lot about politics except for the fact that the Repu...
Read full storyRedskins Now Have Second Name Change
Due to protests from Native Americans, the name of the Washington Redskins was to be changed to "The Fighting Whities," and, for next season, fans were going to be encouraged to pain their faces white instead of the usual red as they did when they w...
Read full storyGrumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...
Read full storyGeorge Zimmerman vs. Justin Bieber Cage Fight To Be Held Friday!
George Zimmerman, the unemployed Sanford FL hot head who shot and killed an unarmed teenager, is trying to make a buck anyway he can on his 15 minutes of vomit inducing fame. Zimmerman's agent Sal Douchbaggie announced today that Georgie will be f...
Read full storyEven Apple Can Misfire With High Tech Gadget
Rarely do you hear the words Apple and failure in the same sentence, but Apple (APPL NASDAQ) isn't immune to the vagaries of the technology market. Apple suffered its worst product introduction ever with last month's unveiling of the iPatch.
Read full storySnout-in-the-trough sleaze bag Maria Miller 'a national effing disgrace'
London - That's the message from the House of Commons HMS Titanic Bar tonight where 95% of Parliamentarians are 99.9% pissed. And the remaining five percent too congenitally stupid to see a bloody great big iceberg called Maria Miller about to com...
Read full storyIndian Family Drops TV Onto The Street Below
In the city of Lucknow, India which is part Islamic and part Hindu, a Hindu father and his family watched three hours of junk on television Monday, became angry at the violence and language and proceeded to grab up the television while his son was or...
Read full storyNew American values committee forming to consider Senator Feinstein's emotionalism versus Mr. Cheney's dry-eyed but nasty interrogation systems
Former vice-president Mr. Richard "would do it again in a trice" Cheney has come forward to exonerate CIA "enhanced interrogation" tactics first used during the Bush administration. America must be defended, according to Mr. Cheney, no matter wha...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie Says She Did Not Cheat On Brad Pitt With John Mayer
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie appeared on The Viagra View and talked about her recent cheating rumor. Jolie told co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King that she has no idea where the rumor about her and John Mayer doing the sis-boom-bah came from.
Read full storyKhloe Kardashian and Russell Brand Spotted Underneath The Santa Monica Pier
SANTA MONICA, California - Friends of Khloe Kardashian say that she misses ex-husband Lamar Odom about as much as Kirstie Alley misses a meal. The 5-foot-10-inch tall Kardashian sister has said that she was a fool for sitting home like a nice litt...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Bares Her Butt in Teeny Bikini Lost In There Somewhere.
According to Kim Kardashian she's tired of the jokes about her behind so she went to a beach, let the cameramen and reporters know ahead of time and worn a teen bikini that revealed her butt for everyone to see. "There, I hope everyone is happy no...
Read full storyColorado Has Some Way Huge Mountains According To Recent Tourists
Boulder Colorado (High Times) - According to Colorado's Department of Tourism, Colorado is quickly becoming known as the state with way huge mountains. The Department has set up booths at rest stops on interstate highways leaving Colorado. The...
Read full storyMSM and State Department to be given awards for horse stool factor in the news
A spokesperson for US and UK main stream media and Secretary Kerry has admitted the quality of information on current and forthcoming wars has been re-configured. It now has the status of materials falling from the hind quarters of various horses...
Read full storyMan Carelessly Runs Off Grand Canyon
Robert Meredith may be nominated by a certain book put out every year as he walked off the Grand Canyon, Monday. Some places are a mile deep so I wonder what he thought on the way down? His neighbor who had made the trip with him from Los Vegas...
Read full storyHunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage
Washington - Allegations that the Reverend Al Sharpton 'is just one of many' who ratted on dozens of bad guys subsequently flung in jail following FBI probes have so far drawn a blank thanks to 'overwhelming evidence to the contrary' a presidential a...
Read full storyBarack Obama Headed To Camp David
US President Barack Obama is said to be on his way to Camp David for an emergency haircut. The President woke Secret Service Agents this morning, complaining that he "needed a haircut - right now!" and screamed "Get Air Force 1 - I am going to Cam...
Read full storyPoke With Stick Confirms Grandmothers Death
Two Florida brothers confirmed today that their Grandmother had died in her sleep after poking her corpse with a stick. Upon waking, the two boys, who were visiting their Grandma, 75 year old May Hogan for spring break, entered her bedroom confuse...
Read full storyAirport Security Finds 30 Pounds of Cocaine Under Fat Lady's Boobs!
While this might not be a drug mule case, security guards at Kennedy Airport say it was more like a cow-smuggling incident. An as yet unknown 300-pound woman was routinely being searched at the airport when a bag of cocaine fell out on the floor.
Read full storyMissing married man wasn't on MH370, he was at his girlfriend's apartment, much to his wife's dismay.
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia- 35 year old software engineer, Abu Panzer has "fessed up" to his wife after spending almost the last month hidden in his girlfriend's downtown apartment. His wife of 14 years dropped him off at KL International on the 8th...
Read full storyLas Vegas Says No To The Milwaukee Bucks Desire To Move To Slot Machine City
LAS VEGAS - The Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce heard about the NBA Milwaukee Bucks desire to move the team to Las Vegas. And by a unanimous vote they have voted not to allow the Bucks team to move from Milwaukee to Las Vegas. They pointed out th...
Read full storyThe US Department of Weather Claims That The Yellowstone Volcano and The Volcanoes In California Could Trigger Earthquakes As Far Away As Africa
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has just announced that between Global Warming and Mother Nature the world could be in for some catastrophic weather calamities. They have stressed that the underground volcano that lies b...
Read full storyErin Andrews of Dancing With The Stars Believes That Brooke Burke-Charvet Has Had A Curse Put On Her
HOLLYWOOD - The word filtering out of the set of Dancing With The Stars is that the network powers that be are not very happy with new co-host Erin "Blondie" Andrews. The big bosses at DWTS originally felt that Erin would bring in a much younger m...
Read full storyDemi Moore Demands That The Media and People In General Stop Referring To Her As A Cougar
HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore recently stated on The View that this year and last year have been somewhat on the miserable side as far as she is concerned. She told Whoopi Goldberg that she did not want to give her husband Ashton Kutcher the divorce he h...
Read full storyEnglish and Scottish BBC Licence Payers to Stop Subsidising Welsh Nationalist T.V. Programme
Cuts to the incredibly subsidised Welsh language soap Pobol y Cwumgogogoch have been announced. The weekly omnibus will be cut, along with one of its fifty weekday episodes, and it will be taken off air completely for a wonderful two weeks a year.
Read full storySecret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia
MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...
Read full storyBook Review - Henry V by William Shakespeare
Just who is the secretive Henry V...what does the V stand for? Viktor, Vaughn, Vincent or even Vanessa? No, seriously, I know that V means 5 in French or some other 'silly' language. So, my real question about this book is...what happened to parts 1,2,3 and 4 of this series....and will there be a sixth installment? I wish writers would not start a series of books with the fifth one....s...
Read full storyMexican Drug Lords Making More Money Stealing & Selling Body Parts
Forget crystal Meth and Marijuana, as they are both easily made or legal here and several other countries, the Mexican Drug Lords are now making most of their money by selling expensive body parts like kidneys and livers. "I can't believe all the...
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