Hunt for more FBI snitches in Obama entourage

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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...some of the FBI's biggest busts...

Washington - Allegations that the Reverend Al Sharpton 'is just one of many' who ratted on dozens of bad guys subsequently flung in jail following FBI probes have so far drawn a blank thanks to 'overwhelming evidence to the contrary' a presidential aide said today.

Sharpton, a keen Obama supporter and relentless parotter of the President's speeches, has been named by the New York Toast as a FBI super-grass after decades of successful snitching on the Mob.

Today he was dodging reporters' questions amid attorney advice to keep a low profile in case more ex-po-says name an entire suspected East Coast informants network said to be responsible for some of the Feds' biggest busts.

"Well, he never ratted on me nor my brothers Big Al and Little NiƱo," a member of New York's notorious Gorgonzola family tweeted from his Supermax cell, "it was a fair cop like everyone says."

Tomorrow's scheduled Insiders Guide To The White House television documentary may now be postponed.

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