London - That's the message from the House of Commons HMS Titanic Bar tonight where 95% of Parliamentarians are 99.9% pissed.
And the remaining five percent too congenitally stupid to see a bloody great big iceberg called Maria Miller about to come crashing down on them like a ton of pricks.
Bricks.
"Yeah, she's a shameless old cow alright," a former Chief Whip's private secretary chuckled into his pint of Thatcher's Old Peculiar Porter, "and fucking stupid for getting nicked."
Meanwhile sad parasite and Culture Secretary Mrs Miller has gone into hiding after a week of clinging on to the Prime Monster's coat tails for dear life.
"It's her stuck-up Miss Piggy facial features that gets my goat," Commons barman Luigi Carabineri commented, "looks like a post-op baboon anus on a good day."
As for the chances of Miller staying in her cushy and vastly over-rated Cabinet position until the end of the week?
Best guess she'll get the boot by Friday.
