Demi Moore Demands That The Media and People In General Stop Referring To Her As A Cougar

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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Demi confessed that after the judge hit his gavel granting Ashton his divorce she cried for 3 days straight.

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Moore recently stated on The View that this year and last year have been somewhat on the miserable side as far as she is concerned.

She told Whoopi Goldberg that she did not want to give her husband Ashton Kutcher the divorce he had wanted for over a year but her ex-husband Bruce Willis kind of forced her hand by threatening to turn over some very unflattering intimate photos showing her cellulite to the supermarket tabloid Just Saying.

Demi, who is 51, said that now that her May-December marriage has ended she no longer wants to be known as a cougar.

Moore even went as far as to demand that people stop referring to her as a cougar because it truly hurts her feelings and makes her feel old like Cher.

Meanwhile, Cher replied that unlike Demi Moore, she has no cellulite anywhere on her body.

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