Man Carelessly Runs Off Grand Canyon

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 8 April 2014

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Robert Meredith may be nominated by a certain book put out every year as he walked off the Grand Canyon, Monday.

Some places are a mile deep so I wonder what he thought on the way down?

His neighbor who had made the trip with him from Los Vegas told us that he knew Robert wasn't suicidal because he had just won quite a bit of money at the casinos.

"No. Robert was having a good time."

Apparently Robert had had a morning drink or two.

Other visitors say that the man just got off the bus and went running toward what he must have thought was the Skywalk where you have a glass floor and can see the canyon as if from a helicopter ride.

"He would have been better off taking a helicopter ride", stated a Native American, who own the Skywalk. We tried to stop him but he ran straight off the edge still laughing until it became a scream. Guess he didn't want to buy a $30 ticket."

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