Retiring Letterman, Replaced By O'Reilly?
David Letterman, 66, the longest-running host in late-night television history, announced that he will retire from his CBS show in 2015, the latest shakeup in the late-night lineup. Immediately, Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Elisabeth Hasselbeck an...
Read full storyObama Institutes New "Supremest Court" Which Overturns Supreme Court Ruling Allowing for Unlimited Campaign Contributions, Except as to Democratic Campaigns
Buoyed by the phenomenal success of the top-secret federal court that oversees government surveillance, President Obama, in a bold executive move, recently instituted another special court, this one devoted exclusively to the interpretation of campai...
Read full storyArgie Pope gives royal baby Nazi artefuct
Rome - Someone in the Vatican has been watching too many Indiana Jones reruns and decided to play a 'Holy Grail' hoax on young Prince George. At a televised reception in his private quarters today Pope Frankie-the-Argie defied the Geneva Conventio...
Read full storyRussian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites
On Wednesday, Chief Justice John Roberts Jr., told the nation it was unconstitutional to say that a rich person could only give a total of $123,200 to congressional campaigns each election cycle, and to limit money going into political parties and po...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth II Visits Pope Francis At The Vatican
VATICAN CITY - The Queen of England, 87-year-old Queen Elizabeth II flew into Rome to pay a visit to Pope Francis. The pope who is 77, stated that he was thrilled at meeting her royal highness and she responded by saying that the feeling was mutua...
Read full storyCIA Picks Up "Kosher Nukes"
The CIA and now the intelligence agencies in France and England are picking up a lot of chatter but cannot tell where it is coming from. "It seems that the two words that were plain were 'Kosher Nukes' or something like that", stated a spokesman a...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un recently sat down with a reporter for The Rice Paddy National News Agency and talked about the world situation. He talked about the fact that people of the world do not seem to take him seriously when he says h...
Read full storySan Quentin Prison Officials Say They Have The Happiest Convicts In The Entire USA
MARIN COUNTY, California - Officials at The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison have informed the news media that they cannot believe the tremendous change in the attitude of the entire prison population. One hi...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Comments That Justin Bieber Has Already Been Given Way Too Many Chances
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift stated on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she does not like to make waves but she said that she would reply to the question regarding her thoughts on the problem child Justin Bieber. Taylor, who has a legion of fans all...
Read full storyObama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results
Long, long, long playing records of Leon Redbone and Yanni Week has brought more results from the prisoners at Guantánamo than all the water boarding combined, say guards at the prisoner facilities. "In Yoko Ono Week alone we found the headquarte...
Read full storyPamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape
HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Preston St. Bolero that she was shocked to hear that there was a rumor of a new sex tape of her floating about. The 46-year-old Anderson said that just because she has made some steamy sex vid...
Read full storyA Volcano Has Just Been Discovered In Rhode Island
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - A group of scientific explorers from Yale University have just made an amazing discovery in the smallest state in the nation. The Yale team has just discovered an undiscovered volcano located about 29.7 miles west of the...
Read full storyKoch Brothers Name 2014 Candidate Selections
Was Wednesday's Supreme Court ruling a late April Fool's joke? No! The 5-4 vote further eliminated limits on the amount of money an individual donor can contribute to elections, just as the election season is heating up. Charles and David Koch...
Read full storyScientists find gene for serendipity
A team of scientists have revealed the genetic basis of serendipity. The gene SDPT1, which has never been discovered before, increases the likelihood of being involved in fortuitous happenstances. The researchers, from the University of Sagacity,...
Read full storyDevil's Advocates
'A drowning man will clutch at a straw'. At this junction, we desperately need to know what is going on around us. Yes, we fail to understand what is going on in Turkey, what happened to MH370, why US, Russian officials behave so haphazardly etc. In Crimea, 245,000 are Tatars, or 10.2% of the total population. Around the 5th century AD, the forefathers of the present Tatars were nomadic tribes...
Read full storyPutin has American Breakfast in Bed Served By Doubles of World Leaders Dressed in Swimming Shorts
Vladimir Putin has hired "look alikes" of world political leaders on permanent contracts to wait at table and valet him. Reputed to be clad in swimwear only, they walk around his Mansion like smething out of a Cecil B. Demille epic, all except the Ba...
Read full storyGibraltar incursions - Spain Humiliated Yet Again by Its Non Understanding of Maritime Protocol
Spanish boats were shown the door once again in Gibraltar waters as two lost Guardia boats collided with each other and dangerously cut in front of a U.S. cruiser in U.K. waters. The bedraggled and profusely apologetic amateur Spanish "crew" mem...
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