Pamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape

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Thursday, 3 April 2014

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Pamela collects bras and reportedly has a collection that numbers over 400.

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Preston St. Bolero that she was shocked to hear that there was a rumor of a new sex tape of her floating about.

The 46-year-old Anderson said that just because she has made some steamy sex videos in the past people think that she is still making them.

Her latest sex tape purportedly features her and British actor Russell Brand.

The former Baywatch babe pointed out that at the age of 46, she still has a fantastically sexy body but she does not really have a need to showcase it in front of the nation like she did 10 years ago.

Pamela who has been married to three musicians including Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon told Preston that the weird part about the whole sordid rumor is that she has only seen Russell Brand once and that was in Cucamonga in the parking lot of a Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant.

SIDENOTE: Larry King of The Viagra View has stated that an unnamed source told him that he heard that Russell Brand made up the whole thing in order to get his name back in the news.

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