Kim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 April 2014

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Kim Jong Un has said that Paula Deen is one of the best cooks in the entire world.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un recently sat down with a reporter for The Rice Paddy National News Agency and talked about the world situation.

He talked about the fact that people of the world do not seem to take him seriously when he says he considers himself to be The Undisputed King of Missiles.

Kim Jong Un said that yes, The USA and Russia may have more missiles than North Korea does, but unlike them, he fires off his missiles and thus his missile supply dwindles from time to time.

He noted that if he did not fire off any missiles then he would most probably have more than the United States and Russia put together.

Kim Jong Un then said he wanted to talk about an elderly American lady he met once when he visited Savannah, Georgia.

The North Korean leader said that he had dinner at Paula Deen's restaurant and he absolutely enjoyed her Southern cuisine.

He added that it is a shame that she was basically sent to the American version of "Siberia" because 30 years ago she mentioned the N word which hip hoppers and rappers mention at least 30 times in each friggin song.

Kim Jong Un informed The Rice Paddy that he has offered Paula Deen her very own cooking show to be filmed in Pyongyang, North Korea.

SIDENOTE: As of press time, Paula Deen had not responded to Kim Jong Un's most generous offer.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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