Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 April 2014

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Cinderella Fabrinski is one of the most famous pole dancers in the United States.

MARIN COUNTY, California - Officials at The San Quentin Department of Corrections & Rehabilitation State Prison have informed the news media that they cannot believe the tremendous change in the attitude of the entire prison population.

One high ranking official told National Focus Magazine that just since the prison announced that it would be bringing in pole dancers to perform for the inmates once a month the mood of the facility has completely changed.

He reported that on average there were about 4.5 fights that would break out on a daily basis, but since word of the pole dancers performing the number has gone down to zero, as in (0).

Even some of the more hard core prisoners have now become model prisoners and everyone has become so much more polite.

SIDENOTE: One prison official remarked that he can just imagine how the convicts would react if they found out that prostitutes would be allowed into the prison once a month.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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