Taylor Swift Comments That Justin Bieber Has Already Been Given Way Too Many Chances

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 3 April 2014

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NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift stated on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she does not like to make waves but she said that she would reply to the question regarding her thoughts on the problem child Justin Bieber.

Taylor, who has a legion of fans all over the world, remarked that Justin has already been given way too many chances and the spoiled brat is now starting to use up other people's chances.

She pointed out that Lindsay Lohan was stammering out of control a couple of years ago until she was put into rehab and it made all of the difference in the world.

Lindsay came out smelling like a rose instead of like a stink weed and she finally got her act together and now she is even considering running for California state senator.

Swift was asked if she had tried to talk to Bieber and help him see the error of his ways. She rolled her eyes and said that she would have a better chance convincing a skunk not to fire off his horrific smelling scent.

SIDENOTE: Gary Busey asked Taylor if she is seeing anyone at the moment. Tay-Tay replied that she wasn't but pointed out that she needs to get a boyfriend in order to write her next great hit song when they breakup.

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