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Read full story28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night
This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar. Car...
Read full storyFred Moleturd Found Hung After Weird Sex
According to Coroner Jim Bob Williams, Fred Moleturd was attempting some kind of weird sex with ropes and wires and pudding when he slipped on the pudding and hung himself. This happened nearly a month ago but other news has taken up most of the n...
Read full storyPsychic who prophesied Obama 2008 landslide predicts next US President 'will be Maine Coon lover'
Sydney, Australia - Sultry American presidential dog daze are almost over according to a famous Australian medium's prediction that the next President of the United States 'will be a major Maine Coon fan'. Blossom Goodchild, who wowed political pu...
Read full storyAnthony Mundine to retire from boxing and become speech writer
Sydney, Australia- This evening in a televised news conference Anthony "the man" Mundine has announced he will give up boxing. This follows a gutsy but outclassed buttkicking he recently received at the hands of Joshua Clottey. Despite being beat,...
Read full storyKim Jong Un Says That Sarah Palin Needs To Stop Acting Like She's A Politician And Stay In Her Kitchen Cooking Salmon Balls
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un the leader of North Korea cannot believe how Sarah Palin is allowed to go around making all kinds of outlandishly unbased comments that no one, except for the members of her Tea Bag Party, cares about. He noted...
Read full storyMexico Is Sending 2 Warships To Help South Vietnam In Case North Korea Attacks
MEXICO City - The Republic of Mexico has stated that they will be sending two warships the MS Cinco de Mayo and the MS Chupacabra to South Vietnam. A spokesperson for President Nacho Winslow said Mexico has always had excellent trade relations wit...
Read full storyShaquille O'Neal Challenges Kobe Bryant To A Pay Per View Boxing Match
LOS ANGELES - Shaquille O'Neal sat down at a Los Angeles Burger Bandit and told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that he has always hated little punks who spout off at the mouth. The Big Fella was of course referring to former Los An...
Read full storyCee Lo Green quits the voice after producers refuse to let him bring tiger onto set.
It's official- Cee Lo Green is not returning as a judge to The Voice this year because of an issue with the star's contract. It is no secret that the singer of the hit "forget you" is an animal lover. Cee Lo likes to bring animals onto the set of...
Read full storyLady Selling Marijuana From Baby Carriage
A lady who has been taking her baby out for a walk most mornings at a park in Florida has been busted for selling Marijuana. "We got an anonymous tip from a neighbor we believe or could even be from an acquaintance", stated a law officer. "Seems t...
Read full storyMan dresses up as lead singer of Whitesnake to propose to girlfriend, arrested for looking like a weirdo
Brooklyn- New York, 43 year old Bakery assistant Douglas Barnes has been arrested for loitering in the hall way of his Girlfriend's apartment building. Barnes who was waiting for his girlfriend to come home from work so he could propose was dress...
Read full storySubmarine searching for MH370 attacked by the Kracken
What has been one of the most difficult search and rescue missions in aviation history has just gotten harder. Officials aboard Australian Vessel, "Ocean Shield" confirmed that the unmanned submarine conducting a search for the plane has gone mis...
Read full storyOne Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea
Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...
Read full storyRihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever
NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger. She said that...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly
LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit. Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacam...
Read full storyYellowstone Officials Are Baffled As A Park Rhino Ends Up In Kansas
CODY, Wyoming - Officials at Yellowstone National Park are extremely puzzled at how in the world a Yellowstone rhinoceros ended up in Goodland, Kansas. The rhino named Randy was really in good shape except that he had worn his hooves down pretty b...
Read full storyA California College Has Been Given A $17.3 Million US Government Grant To Study The Mating Habits of The Hummingbird
CARPINTERIA, California - The faculty at Left Coast College located in Carpinteria, California is thrilled at having just learned that the United States government has agreed to provide them with a $17.3 million grant. The grant is being provided...
Read full storyChelsea Handler Denies That Her New Bikini Line Tattoo Is An Al-Qaeda Symbol
HOLLYWOOD - Chelsea Handler is still very upset about having been passed over to fill the vacancy on the CBS Late Night Show. Handler says that she was told by high ranking network officials that David Letterman's job was pretty much hers. But...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian Are Feuding
HOLLYWOOD - Two actresses who love the spotlight have entered into a feud that has their family and friends concerned. Angelina Jolie, 38, started the fray when she told a reporter with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Kim Kardashian, 33, really needs to...
Read full storyPau Gasol Hints He May Be Leaving The Los Angeles Lakers
LOS ANGELES - Pau Gasol has mentioned that he will most likely test the free agency waters and leave LaLaLand for good at the end of the current season. The Los Angeles Laker who wears #16 has made it known that he hates the way the Lakers ownersh...
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