Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 April 2014

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Kim Jong Un is certainly no fan of Sarah Palin. (Photo provided by Piper Palin).

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un the leader of North Korea cannot believe how Sarah Palin is allowed to go around making all kinds of outlandishly unbased comments that no one, except for the members of her Tea Bag Party, cares about.

He noted that if she was living in North Korea he would have had her arrested for impersonating a man.

Kim Jong Un remarked that "Snowballs" Palin needs to stop acting like she's a politician and stay in the kitchen cooking salmon balls.

The leader of North Korea said that he has heard that deep down inside the Palin woman really and truly wants to be a man.

He said that it is just not normal for a woman to go around stalking and shooting four-legged animals; and especially not from a state-owned helicopter like Snowflake has done many times.

Kim Jong Un asked where in the world is the sporting nature in that.

He then commented, "Hell she may as well walk into a zoo and shoot the animals with her damn high-powered telescopic rifle."

He also pointed out that she loves to wear mens clothes such as camouflage shirts, camouflage pants, camouflage boots, camouflage caps, and camouflage boxer shorts.

SIDENOTE: Sarah Palin replied to Kim Jong Un's tirade by saying that she does not wear camouflage boxer shorts - she wears camouflage mens briefs

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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