Rihanna Confesses She Hopes Chris Brown Goes To Prison Forever

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 April 2014

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Rihanna says Chris Brown needs to be in prison forever.

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna was in the Big Apple visiting one of her childhood friends when she was asked about her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown.

Her expression changed from one of happiness and contentment to one of bitterness and anger.

She said that she has finally realized what everyone did a long, long time ago and that is that Brown never ever respected her and he was only using her for her fantastically sultry-as-hell body.

Rihanna sadly said that Brown cared more about his Civil War Toy Soldier collection than he ever did about her.

She then added, "Hell the loser at times spent more time looking at his NBA basketball card collection than he did looking at my tatas, my butt, and my crotch cookie."

The "Umbrella" singer said that she cannot believe how she allowed him to give her scratches, bruises, cuts, and contusions with his out of control bashings and pummelings.

The 26-year-old who is reportedly worth $101 million remarked that she hopes that Chris Brown goes to prison forever.

When asked why she allowed him to do all those things to her she answered because he had cast a voodoo spell over her. She said he made her believe that she was as fat as Kirstie Alley and as ugly as Joan Rivers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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