28-Year-Old Marriage Breaks Up Over Karaoke Night

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Saturday, 12 April 2014


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This was to be a busy weekend for a local couple, Kenneth and Carole Moleturd were supposed to celebrate 28 years of marriage but it just might not happen as they are still fighting over having a small get-together with friends at a local bar.

Carole says that she doesn't think Kenneth loves her anymore and that she may have wasted 28 years of her life.

On the other hand, Kenneth says that something happened the other night that really opened his eyes.

"Kenneth won't tell me what it was so what am I to do? I never flirted with any of the other fellers and only danced with Mater Moleturd his cousin who always goes around eating maters."

We asked why he was so secretive about his turning on his wife after 28 years and three little Moleturds.

"Awell, it was like this. They were all acting silly and singing on that Japan music box thing and Carole, who I admit can beat any of the rest of them at singing, sung a song. Well, she sung "You've Lost That Loving Feeling!" and I suddenly realized how much Carole looks like Bill Medley."

"I think that ended our sex life right there. That was about all we had left....Bill Medley...it's all over...made me a eunuch."

-Mississippi Meadowlark

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