Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 12 April 2014

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Pau said that there are about 13 NBA teams that would love to sign him.

LOS ANGELES - Pau Gasol has mentioned that he will most likely test the free agency waters and leave LaLaLand for good at the end of the current season.

The Los Angeles Laker who wears #16 has made it known that he hates the way the Lakers ownership has treated him over the past couple of years.

Pau said that at times they made him feel as if he was nothing more than a candy-filled pinata.

He recently told Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine that he did not care for the way Kobe (Bryant) would get on him during the games.

Gasol mentioned that one time Bryant threatened to hit him with a hot dog. Pau quickly told him that if he did he would end up with the friggin hot dog shoved down his arrogant throat.

Another time Coach Mike D'Antoni lost his temper and told him to go back to Spain.

Pau got in his face and yelled at D'Antoni to get his damn butt back to Nazi Germany.

SIDENOTE: Pau told Confetti that the one thing he will miss about L.A. is Lakers cheerleader Audrey Chiffon, who he said is by far the best twerker on the entire Laker Girls Cheerleading Squad.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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