Charlie Sheen Makes Some Physically Explicit Remarks About Megyn Kelly

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Saturday, 12 April 2014


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LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen has never been one to hold back on his thoughts or on his words and he hasn't changed one bit.

Sheen was in his dressing room on the set of his sitcom Anger Management talking with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole.

She asked how he was doing with his A&D situation (alcohol and drugs).

He replied that both were under control and he had substituted Diet Pepsi and M&Ms for the two.

Miss San Guacamole then asked him if he ever missed being on Two and A Half Men. He grinned, took a puff from his cigar, a swig from his can of Diet Pepsi, and popped three M&M's in his mouth.

After a few moments he replied, "Fajita, I miss the hell out of the son of a bitch...but only on pay day. You know I was making $1.2 million per show right."

"Yes, Charlie." She replied, "And neither myself nor any of my fellow workers at Hollywood Innuendo can even imagine how totally effed up you must have been to walk away from $1.2 million per week."

"Nads." He replied. "It was all about who had the bigger nads, me or Chuck Lorre (the shows creator, head writer, and producer)."

He then said, "Speaking of nads. I think that GOP newswoman Megyn Kelly would be one hell of a sexy lady if only she wasn't a darn Republican."


"Yes" Charlie commented. "I mean, the blonde babe has gorgeously luscious legs that go on and on. But I just cannot see me doing the hokey pokey with a Republican...I guess that to me it's just not normal."

Charlie then said that it would kinda be like the great jockey Bill Shoemaker riding an ostrich in the Kentucky Derby.

SIDENOTE: To read more off-the-wall quotes from Charlie Sheen, the original Space Cadet himself go to

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