Cameron Has A Dream
On the eve of the Party Conference David Cameron had a dream. He was speaking to the Conference with the world looking on. 'There will be no Trade Union Power' he declared to Rousing Cheers. 'There will be no Opposition' More Cheers. 'I a...
Read full storyJeremy Hunt and Starbucks
Jeremy Hunt has become so concerned about the number of hours people wait, often in excess of 4, that he has arranged for a free Starbucks restaurant to be attached to every A. and E. in England. Along with free delectable coffee and pastries the res...
Read full storyPolice Taser use Doubles - Call of duty blamed
British bobbies were under the spotlight today as it was revealed that the use of Tasers in incidents almost doubles with every release of Call of Duty. The shock trends were uncovered by using the freedom of information act and asking some kids nick...
Read full storyGreen Light for Assad Massacre!
The international community has given the green light to President Assad of Syria to continue massacring his people. The only stipulation is that he hands over his chemical weapons to his Russian pals. Speaking from his luxury yacht off the Syr...
Read full storyObama Lambasts Footwear Industry For Failing to Reduce Carbon Footprint
Seattle: President Barack Obama, speaking at the WFF, World Foot Forum, in Seattle, Washtington, severely criticized the footwear industry for its failure to reduce its carbon footprint. Obama said the industry has left its shoes untied, and needs...
Read full storyKobe Bryant Begs Phil Jackson To Return As The Lakers Coach
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant has stated that he believes that this will be the year of the Lakers. Of course the NBA's most notorious ball hog has made that statement before the start of the season for several years now. Kobe spoke with Zorro La Bamb...
Read full storySharon Osbourne Admits That She and Jay Leno Did The Big V
LOS ANGELES - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back anything. She has always said what was on her mind even though at times there really wasn't much of anything there to speak of. Recently she was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattl...
Read full storyPresident Obama Says If He Doesn't Attack Syria, He May Attack Iran
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama addressed the nation and stated that he will be taking a look-see attitude in regards to the situation with Syria. The president says that he still wants to invade Syria but may wait until after Halloween. He...
Read full storyNdamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000
DETROIT - The Detroit Lions have the distinction of having the NFL's dirtiest player on their roster. Ndamukong Suh must have a bit of Nazi blood running through his veins as evidenced by his out-of-control gridiron antics. In the past Suh has...
Read full storyKelly Clarkson Tells Her Critics That Her Weight Is Perfect
NASHVILLE - Kelly Clarkson recently said that ever since she got engaged she has been walking around on Cloud 9. She spoke with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine and said that she is proud to become a member of Reba "The Red Queen" McEntire's...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus' Nude Romp Is A Cry For Help Says Dr. Phil
NEW YORK CITY - Dr. Phil has finally chimed in on the Miley Cyrus Traveling Circus as Barbara Walter's refers to the life and times of Miley "The Pill" Cyrus. It's no secret that Miley, 20, has gotten more publicity than President Obama's Syrian m...
Read full storyA Parrot In Miami Has Been Taught To Sing "We Are The Champions"
MIAMI - A Miami couple purchased a parrot three weeks ago and within four days they had taught it to sing the hit song by Queen "We Are The Champions." Barry and Gail Honeyhorn, who have only been married for three months, said that they had no id...
Read full storyOscar De La Hoya Admits Himself Into Rehab For An Unusual Affliction
LOS ANGELES - Former boxing champion Oscar De La Hoya has announced that he will be entering The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic. The boxer who won world titles in six different weight classes told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business
DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum and was surprised to hear a smattering of boos scattered throughout the venue. Afterwards he was asked backstage by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine what he thought abou...
Read full storyThe Kardashian Sisters Are Really Upset About Their Mom and Dad's Sex Tape
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Word coming out of The Kardashian Klan Kompound is that Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are not at all happy with the recent revelation about a sex tape of parents Kris and Bruce Jenner's mattress merriment. The tape first surfaced in t...
Read full storyApple Press Event: Untucked Shirts Vital To Company's Innovation, Other Stuff Less So
CUPERTINO- Tech giant Apple held their latest press event today to demonstrate their slightly updated devices and to lay out the company's future technology path. CEO Tim Cook, looking like he was working on a weekend, took the first 30 minutes of t...
Read full story