Sharon Osbourne Admits That She and Jay Leno Did The Big V

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

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Sharon Osbourne shown with her husband Ozzy Osbourne.

LOS ANGELES - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back anything. She has always said what was on her mind even though at times there really wasn't much of anything there to speak of.

Recently she was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight about the rumor that back in 1978, she and Jay Leno were involved in an affair.

Osbourne replied that she was 25 at the time and Leno was 28. She said they met at The La Brea Tar Pits and they really hit it off eating pink cotton candy, sharing a pickle, and a bag of pistachios.

Sharon giggled as she revealed that Jay was attracted to her heavy British accent and she was attracted to his huge chin.

She said that after they left the Pits they ended up in his Redondo Beach apartment and before she knew it they were engaged in a bit of vavavooming.

Sharon said that she really thought that Jay was going to ask her to marry him because he kept telling her that she was the best that he had ever had.

She feels that she may have messed up when after he asked her if he was the best that she'd ever had she replied that he wasn't but that he was definitely up there in the top 20.

SIDENOTE: Sharon said that she soon realized that Black Sabbath singer Ozzy Osbourne was going to be the guy that put the wow in her wowie!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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