Ndamukong Suh, The Dirtiest Player In The NFL Fined $100,000

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

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A Detroit Lions fan alleges that she once saw Ndamukong Suh eat an official NFL football in six bites.

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions have the distinction of having the NFL's dirtiest player on their roster.

Ndamukong Suh must have a bit of Nazi blood running through his veins as evidenced by his out-of-control gridiron antics.

In the past Suh has been fined for scratching players who are down, for stomping on players who are down, and even for biting one of his own teammates while in a team huddle.

Suh has been described as a big fat pit bull who would eat plywood to make a point.

In his latest outlandish playing field escapade he reportedly spit a wad of Tabasco-flavored bubblegum in the face of Minnesota Vikings center John Sullivan.

Ndamukong swears that the gum flew out of his mouth when he sneezed but a video replay of the incident did not show him sneezing.

The Outlaw, as Brett Favre calls him, wears number 10, which many opposing players say is also his IQ number.

The NFL has decided to levy a $100,000 fine on the defensive tackle.

SIDENOTE: Ndamukong Suh has been warned that if he continues acting like an out-of-control hooligan he runs the risk of being arrested.

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