Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

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Many Justin Bieber concert goers actually booed the Canadian singer.

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum and was surprised to hear a smattering of boos scattered throughout the venue.

Afterwards he was asked backstage by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine what he thought about his less than enthusiastic reception.

Justin puffed out his cheeks and said that he was really mad. He pointed out that he was going to donate $425 towards the city that has filed for bankruptcy but after hearing all the friggin boos he changed his mind.

Bieber said that he was so hurt by being disrespected by the Detroit crowd that he will never, ever again perform in Detroit, or even Michigan for that matter.

Miss Cotton said that she overheard one of the concert goers say that she did not pay to see a white boy try to sing, act, and even dance like a black boy.

Another concert goer who said she was in her late 50s said that she took her granddaughter to see Bieber but she did not appreciate seeing him grab his groin region every 8 seconds.

SIDENOTE: Justin Bieber admitted that he is so frustrated with the way people are dissing on him that he may just end up retiring from the music business and become a gynecologist.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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