Cameron Has A Dream

Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

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Cameron Has A Dream

On the eve of the Party Conference David Cameron had a dream.

He was speaking to the Conference with the world looking on.

'There will be no Trade Union Power' he declared to Rousing Cheers.

'There will be no Opposition' More Cheers.

'I am calling for War against - pause - something terrible. I will be making the country Great with my banner leading us to victory.'

The spontaneous singing of 'Land of Hope and Glory' fills the Hall.

'One BIG society with charities who cause no trouble'

'Eton in control of Government, City and the Church'

At which, Cameron awoke and realised that he was not having a dream at all.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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