Broadway or Bust: Here Comes Mickey Mantle
BROADWAY-Mickey Mantle's sons, Danny and David, have evolved into Broadway producers with one play in mind: the life of their father. They aren't planning to wash that man out of their hair. Their goal corners the market on movies and plays about...
Read full storyPope hurries to waiting helicopter…catches last half of Price is Right!
Pope Benedict XVI hurried to a waiting helicopter yesterday afternoon after delivering a brief message to the gathered Cardinals waiting to select a new Pope. Speculation was rampant as to the reason for his brevity and most believed it was due t...
Read full storyDennis Rodman and North Korean Dictator to Mediate Congressional SNAFU
Dennis Rodman and Kim Jung Un have decided to offer themselves up to President Barack Obama as the best way to facilitate a detente between the Democrats and Republicans in Congress. According to a Pyong Penh media report, the basketball near-grea...
Read full storyPope slips from public stage
Well-wishers wished Pope Benedict well after he broke his ankle while attempting to address lots of people in a big pizza in Venice. Remnants of the hot food dish had left the stage a bit slippery, and his right foot slithered away in an emotional...
Read full storyOhio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend
Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months. Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and y...
Read full storyDennis Rodman Finds Good Company in North Korea
When an idiot becomes the ambassador of goodwill for a sport or a country, can war be far behind? Submitted for your disapproval: Dennis Rodman, former NBA stalwart of the iconoclastic and tattoo as body billboard movement, now a goodwill ambassad...
Read full storySocietal Norms to blame for all evil
The public today reacted with astonishment after RBS boss Stephen Hester defensively declared "I don't set my pay" and went on to disclose that obscene bonuses awarded to bankers were due to a shadowy cartel known only as 'societal norms'. The app...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Wants to Have a Baby
California-Justin Bieber wants to have a baby with a surrogate to save an estimated $55 million dollars. Bieber's financial advisor gave him the $55 million dollar estimate based on a total which includes lawyer's fees for himself and any future w...
Read full storyAmerican Idol: Mariah Carey Says Nicki Minaj Spends Way Too Much Time Fiddling With Her Hair
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol has now managed to whittle the millions and millions of contestants down to the Top 20. And according to TV critic Buckaroo Kazoo with TV Clickerworld he predicts that the Top 5 will include Angela Miller, Breanna Steer,...
Read full storyA Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time
SAVANNAH, Georgia - Little six-year-old Savannah Stubenberger, who was named after her grandmother Savannah Bacardi, has become one of the town of Savannah's most famous residents. Little Savannah, who attends Mrs. Robert E. Lee Elementary School,...
Read full storyThe Amazon Rainforest To Be Completely Paved Over
RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - A League made up of nine South American countries, who share in the Amazon Rainforest, has decided to act on a very important issue facing the area. Alejandro Alfredo Chimichanga, who is the President of the nine nation gr...
Read full storyCarrie Fisher Blames All of Her Problems on Princess Leia
LOS ANGELES - Carrie Fisher recently stated that she feels that her stay at The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is going to do her some good. The 56-year-old daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher spoke with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle...
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