Health Alert, "Lawyerish Settlementitus", Infects People Across America.
A new malady has been sweeping across America. It seems that when ever someone in America is involved in any kind of accident, they develop a wide range of health problems. The American Health Society became aware of this rash of complaints when o...Read full story
Dutch couple commit suicide after provider cuts off their internet!
Venlo, Holland: It was just too much for a double Dutch couple who had their internet service cut off by their provider. They managed to survive 10 days without E mails, Internet and drank 5 bottles of Dutch Jenever a day plus several crates of Heine...Read full story
Plan To Perform Physical Exams Via Skype Criticized
Health experts say an Obama administration plan requiring patients to undergo routine physical examinations via Skype is drawing objections from the public. The proposal is part of the administration's controversial healthcare plan and White Hou...Read full story
Pope Francis Admits He Probably Won't Get This Much Attention Until He Dies
After being elected Pope yesterday, Francis I has readily accepted the fact that the wave of interest in him will soon diminish and the glare of the world's media will soon darken to nothing more than a dim pin prick of light and the next time he gra...Read full story
Mothers and Fathers Day to be Scrapped for one 'Favourite Parent Day'
The latest casualty of the worldwide, global, double dip, triple dip, sherbet dip recession, depression, financial compression, crisis, meltdown, age of austerity looks set to be the commemorative days of Mothers and Fathers Day. The two occasions ar...Read full story
Arkansas To Limit Marital Sex To Three Times Per Month
LITTLE ROCK - A spokesperson for Arkansas Governor Mike Beebe, has just informed the news media about a new Governor's Directive that will go into effect on Monday, March 25, 2013, at 12:01 a.m. The GD clearly states that from that date forward, m...Read full story
Time To Fire Bill Belichick?
Bill Belichick hates Wes Welker. You cannot deny it, Bill. The calculated plot to rid himself of a star who did not meet the cookie cutter mold that Belichick has created for his winning teams. Welker had a public sense of humor. It turns out t...Read full story
Ray Allen & Wes Welker Hightail It Out of New England
Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...Read full story
Wes Welker's Wife Thrilled That He's Leaving The New England Patriots and Joining The Denver Broncos
DENVER - Anna Welker wasted no time catching a flight with her hubby former New England Patriot's wide receiver Wes Welker and flying out to their new home town the Rocky Mountain city of Denver. After talks with the New England ownership failed t...Read full story
Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie said that she had never heard of Chelsea Handler until she was made aware of the hate-filled, vile comments that the talk show host directed at her. Handler had remarked that Jolie acts as if she is Buckingham Palace...Read full story
American Idol: The Girls Are All Singing Pretty Darn Good!
HOLLYWOOD - The last five winners of American Idol have all been WGWG's, which stands for White Guys With Guitars. Randy "The Dawg" Jackson says that this year could be the year that American Idol crowns a female winner and she could be a WGWP, (W...Read full story
Dennis Rodman Says He Wants To Be The U.S. Ambassador To Mexico
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former NBA rebounding champion and ex-member of the The Chicago Bulls, Dennis Rodman paid a visit to the White House. He met for about ten minutes with President Obama before the president had to leave for an important meeting w...Read full story
Danica Patrick Says She's Looking For The Checkered Flag To Race Into Marriage
TULSA, Oklahoma - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was visiting friends in Tulsa when she was asked by a reporter if she is ready to enter into her second marriage. Danica replied that she is more than ready and she has already purchased 15 boxes of r...Read full story