Ohio man breaks up with fake internet girlfriend

Funny story written by Jeff Brone

Friday, 1 March 2013

Bruce Domso of Columbus, OH announced that he is finally breaking up with his fake facebook girlfriend Janelle after five months.

Originally created by two of Domso's college friends, Domso said Janelle was becoming "far too controlling" and yet often talked about other guys she was "just friends" with on the internet.

According to Domso, "The whole relationship started to get really strange, so I called it quits."

The friends who created the girl, Eddie Rearbach and a young man known only as "The Duke", said that originally it started out as a joke, but then Janelle "just didn't treat Bruce right." They added that "There's probably a better girl for Bruce, one that we might use to humiliate him without being so hurtful."

Domso agreed about that, and added that "there's lots of fish in the sea, and plenty of fake women who would love to have me believe that they actually exist."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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