Good week for the Biebs: racing, spitting, and transporting monkey

Funny story: Good week for the Biebs: racing, spitting, and transporting monkey

MUNICH, Germany - All good things come in threes. So goes the saying, both in English and German, and the Biebs would have to agree. First, the cops were called because he was racing around his neighborhood in his new Ferrari. Then he spat upon a...

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LeBlob James Jams the NBA Publicity Machine

Crybaby LeBron has returned like the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. You cannot keep a perennial from blooming when the season comes around. After a season when the media has fallen in line with the NBA line, LeBron has been turned into Michael...

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Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Funny story: Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has announced from the balcony of Castel Gandolfo the excommunication of Pope Francis. The announcement occurred on Holy Saturday and it was followed by the mandate that the newly-installed Pontiff vacate the Vatican S...

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Boston Will Limit Its Soft Drink Cups To 6 Ounces

Funny story: Boston Will Limit Its Soft Drink Cups To 6 Ounces

BOSTON - The Boston City Council has just passed a city bill which will limit the size of soft drink cups to just 6 ounces. Councilwoman Harriet S. Dilleyweiser, 59, stated that the vote was 9 to 4 in favor of going to the smaller drinking cup.

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Sports Territory Magazine Chooses Kate Gosselin As The Nation's #1 MILF

Funny story: Sports Territory Magazine Chooses Kate Gosselin As The Nation's #1 MILF

NEW YORK CITY - Sports Territory Magazine has just named Kate Gosselin of Reading, Pennsylvania as the number one MILF in the entire United States. Kate, who turned 38, on Thursday March 28, beat out a total of 17,163 other moms from all over the...

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Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Has Just Made Tony Romo One Very, Very, Rich Cowpoke

DALLAS - Jerry Jones, who is the owner. president, and general manager of the once awesome Dallas Cowboys, has just forked over a whole passel of dough, as they say over in Fort Worth, to his quarterback Tony Romo. King Jerry I, has just given Ton...

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A Return To Australian Animals From HELL!!!

Funny story: A Return To Australian Animals From HELL!!!

This is the second in a series of two wonderful articles about horrible, vicious, dangerous, hideous, disgusting Australian animals that for some reason contain no mention of Rupert Murdoch. (Note to reader, this article does not contain information about horrible, vicious Australians, although many consider them to be in the category of animals as well. I will cover them in a third article later)...

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The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

Funny story: The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - The Dry Heat Scientific Research Center located in Flagstaff announced on March 28, that it had just successfully cloned the first skunk in the history of civilized cloning. Dr. Holland Hildegarde Taffytree, 58, director of th...

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Gisele Bundchen Agrees To Drop Her Dancing With The Stars Lawsuit

Funny story: Gisele Bundchen Agrees To Drop Her Dancing With The Stars Lawsuit

NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen recently filed a lawsuit against the producers of Dancing With The Stars. The lawsuit stemmed from the fact she had been promised that she was going to be a celebrity contestant on this season's edition. But at...

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Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

Funny story: Kobe Bryant Bitten By The Dreaded Laker Injury Bug

LOS ANGELES - As movie star Slim Pickens once said in the epic Western satire Blazing Saddles, "What in the wide, wide, world of sports is goin' on here?" Boom! The dreaded Laker injury bug has just struck again and this time it has bitten Laker s...

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Julianne Hough's Shocking Voodoo Hex Revelation

HOLLYWOOD - The former Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough is still extremely upset at the breakup of her two year relationship with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest. Julianne, who is the younger sister of DWTS dancer Derek Hough told Gl...

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