Papal and Cardinal Mafia - ]Hilltop Town, a Host to Popes for Centuries, Prepares for an Eminent Retiree

CASTEL GANDOLFO, Italy - This cramped hilltop town outside Rome is in its final preparations for the arrival on Thursday afternoon of an honored guest: Pope Benedict XVI, who will commence his new life as pope and chief molester emeritus. Italian...

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Carl Crawford Has Lost His Nerve

When the Los Angeles Dodgers bought the Brooklyn Bridge from the Boston Red Sox, some in Boston whooped with glee. In Showtime land where Cinderella stories and bad movies meet frequently, Carl Crawford may be the worst of both. The man signed...

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Snooker Genius Finds Himself in Tibet

Funny story: Snooker Genius Finds Himself in Tibet

Snooker and Pool legend, Donnie O'Mulligan, is returning to the fierce world of competitive snooker. The world snooker and nine-ball pool champion says that he has completely changed. In an exclusive interview he told me, "I 'ave decided to stop a...

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Queen hospitalised with mourning sickness as beloved pooch dies

Funny story: Queen hospitalised with mourning sickness as beloved pooch dies

Windsor - She's feeling sick to the pit of her stomach as a fit of royal norovirus simplex, [swine flu to the proles] threatens to lay out HM much like Kate Middleton last year. The sight of poor little Poodsy Woodsy the Corgi impaled on an umbre...

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Rafa Benitez in line for Chelsea March Manager of the Month

Funny story: Rafa Benitez in line for Chelsea March Manager of the Month

A solid - if at times unconvincing 1-0 win over West Bromwich Albion has given under fire Chelsea interim manager a superb start to March - and at the same time in line for the newly created 'Chelsea March Manager Of The Month Award' sponsored by the...

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Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Funny story: Postal Service to Begin Delivering All Mail to Some Guy Named Steve

Just weeks after the financially struggling US Postal Service said it would have to cease Saturday mail delivery, postal officials now say they don't have the money to deliver the mail at all. "We're billions of dollars in the hole, and we just...

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POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

Funny story: POTUS Live From The Rose Garden Via My Y-Phone

Sent From My Y-phone Washington, DC POTUS will momentarily begin speaking to assembled reporters here in the Rose Garden. POTUS is walking to the podium with the Nuclear Football. He opens it and takes out a big red push-button with an antenna sticking out of it and sets the red button on top of the podium. Is he Fkng crzy ? "Good afternoon everyone. Lester, that includes you too. I be...

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Microsoft Retail Store Unable to Open

Two or three customers were disappointed this morning after a six-month old Microsoft retail store was unable to open for business. "There was a sign on the locked door that said, '0x74041161 Non-system Error'," said one customer, 24-year-old Ch...

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President Obama Uses Kenyan "Mind-Meld" To Thwart Opponents

Funny story: President Obama Uses Kenyan "Mind-Meld" To Thwart Opponents

Speaking out of both sides of his mouth, President Barack Obama insisted he would not force himself on anyone, saying he will not use a "Jedi mind-meld" to convince his enemies dat he be right. The president even seemed to hesitate on the word "me...

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Kim Jong-un's harem is awseome says Dennis Rodman

Funny story: Kim Jong-un's harem is awseome says Dennis Rodman

Florida - "Those babes sure made me feel welcome," Rodman commented after his controversial North Korea trip, "even little redhead Ding-a-Ling who Tiger reckons goes like a rocket despite a Miss Pyongyang Sink Hole 2013 moniker, heheh...but then th...

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Shock for Non Voters

Funny story: Shock for Non Voters

A worrying trend for non voters emerged at the Eastleigh by election when 53% of the electorate voted. Out political correspondent tried to find a non voter representative but there appeared to be only one spokesman available. Jim Snout, a vetera...

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By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Funny story: By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver. There were several joke...

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In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

Funny story: In A Shocking Revelation - Elin Nordegren Agrees To Remarry Tiger Woods

JUPITER, Florida - In a move that caught each one of Tiger Wood's ex-Golf Gate gals by surprise, the word on the streets of Jupiter is that Tiger and ex-wife Elin will soon be hearing wedding bells. Tiger, 37, spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls...

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OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

Funny story: OJ Simpson Caught Trying To Dig His Way Out of Prison

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The warden at The Lovelock Correctional Center is reportedly quite upset at the fact that one of his most noted inmates, O.J. Simpson, tried to actually break out of his prison. Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Simps...

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Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres AKA Portia DeRossi-DeGeneres has reportedly confessed that she is fed up with Ellen's incessant flirting. Portia, who at 40, is 15 years younger than husband Ellen, told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that it i...

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Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

Funny story: Americans Unite On Social Media, Fire the Entire US Government.

In a unheard of show of solidarity the entire American population got together and decided to fire the US Government for inept performance and incompetent representation. One group started a blog called, US Politicians are Self Serving, Entitled,...

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