Louisiana Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Weapons

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 June 2013

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The Hotel Ooh La La in New Orleans is where the nuclear weapons planning stages first took place.

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - The state that has had more hurricanes than Joan Rivers lips have had botox has just revealed a very top secret matter.

According to a source who spoke to American Spotlight Magazine on grounds of anonymity, the Creole, Cajun, and Crayfish state has just developed two nuclear weapons.

The unnamed source was asked where the funding had come from. He did not want to say too much but did express the fact that the money had come from several state funds including The Committee To Study The Mating Habits of Bayou Mosquitoes and The Louisiana Trailer Park Coalition.

When asked why in the world the state of Louisiana felt that they needed to spend millions of dollars on the development of two nuclear weapons, the secret source stated they did it just in case sometime down the line the state of Arkansas feels that they want to annex parts of the Land of Bourbon Street.

In A Related Story. Reports out of the New Orleans Saints organization are that the owner of the NFL team is considering changing the team name to the more appropriate Devils.

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