Larry King Buys A Viagra Factory

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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Larry King is now the owner of a Viagra factory located in Pennsylvania. (Photo courtesy of Mitt Romney).

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King, co-host of The Viagra View, has just revealed that he's purchased a Viagra factory located in Altoona, Pennsylvania.

The 80-year-old stated that he had been thinking about purchasing a Viagra factory for the past three years.

King who is married to his seventh wife Shawn, 55, told Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Revue that he personally does not need the little blue pills.

He says that the joy and thrill he gets from doing his daily talk show energizes him so much that when he gets home to his gorgeous wife it's hokey pokey time.

Shawn King has verified her husband's statement many times most recently to Kelly Ripa on Live With Kelly and Michael.

SIDENOTE: Larry did quip that he will most probably give his co-host Regis Philbin, who is 82, a pretty good discount on the amazing blue pills.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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