Michelle's got the hump over Danish peroxide bimbo Prime Minister

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 10 December 2013

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Soweto, South Africa - It was a 'right you bastard, that's the last time I ever swallow!' look on the First Lady's face during the Mandela Memorial Gig eulogies in South Africa today.

Sitting in the top VIP seating next to her husband Michelle suddenly turned battery-acid green at the unfolding antics of some peroxide tramp salivating all over the Leader of the Free World 'as if he were a single man'.

Tonight the world's media is brimming with photographic evidence of The First Lady's ire as pics of her husband's offending selfies go viral on the web.

These show Danish blond bombshell Prime Minister Helle (sic) Thorning-Schit (Schmidt? - 'Ed') flanked by Obama and UK PM David Cameron 'like the meat inside a tasty selfie sandwich' in a series of pics that exclude Michelle.

Commenting on the massive faux pas a White House spokesperson said, "we'll at least the President wasn't papped with his flies wide open and his weeny wiener sneaking out... unlike some I could mention!"

The reference is probably to a George W Bush photo from today's mammorial service showing the ratarssed ex-President swigging from a silver hip flask.

Jacob Zuma is still 69.

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