Obama's campaign slogan, "I boned your Momma! Raises Millions of Dollars while angering clerics
ALEXANDRIA, VA (ANSNN) -- Two years ago this past February, I reported on the unveiling off the Obama 2012 Campaign Slogan, "I boned your Momma!" It was kicked off at the Hooter's on Elm Street in NW Washington, D.C. Twenty-four months later, the O...
Read full storySpoofer Martin Shuttlecock To Interview Spoof Legend Colonel Juan Live On Air On You Tube
It's the breaking news of the century - probably the 16th Century, but reports coming in to Skoob Entertainment News appear to strongly suggest that Spoof writer, Martin Shuttlecock - he of the pork pie hat, and the acrylic teeth - has secured an exc...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney Arrested and Says It Won't Affect His Relationship With Stacy Keibler or The Release of His New Movie, "The Vampire Chasers of Calcutta"
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Hollywood actor George Clooney, 50, traveled to the nation's capital with his father Nick Clooney, 78, in order to protest at the Sudan Embassy. George and Nick Clooney met with the Sudanese Vice-Ambassador Al Farooba Dongbadabo...
Read full storyArchbishop of Canterbury quits to follow his theatrical dream: Catweazle the Musical opens next year
Dr Rowan Williams has signaled his intention to step down as Archbishop of Canterbury, and has signed up for a new musical which is planned for May next year. Catweazle the Musical is a new take on the TV series from the early 70s. It told the stor...
Read full story73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old
The editor of the Oregonian Organ's Editorial Pages for many years has died of cardiac arrest following having sex with a young lady he has apparently been helping through college for some time now. The young lady told police officers that Dwight...
Read full storyA1 Steak Sauce Downgraded to A3
Ratings agency Standard & Poor's has downgraded A1 Steak Sauce from A1 to A3, while Heinz 57 has been placed on negative outlook. The US recently lost its top-tier AAA rating from S&P. One of the main reasons cited for the downgrade is tha...
Read full storyLocal Man Unwittingly Implicated In Junk Email Scam
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, a cavalier literary Maverick, with a distinct Northern accent, a bad back and acrylic teeth, today revealed that for the second time this year, junk emails have been sent in his name to all his Farcebook friends and his...
Read full storyI Predict No More Riots
Police chiefs today outlined their new plans in how to respond to "social disturbances" or as we at Back and to the Left news call them "people acting batshit crazy". Police hope the new plans will help response times to events such as the London riots, and also allow them to use whatever means necessary to get the job done. The four point program was out lined as such. 1.Water Cannon-The p...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney arrested for attempting to act!
US super-star actor, ageing women's favourite and generally good hearted chap, George Clooney has been arrested, but he wasn't acting; this time it was for real. He was arrested at a Sudan protest march in Washington outside of their embassy protesti...
Read full storyManchester's Double Europa League Exit Could Sound The Death Knell For The Euro
European Finance Ministers held an early morning crisis meeting in Brussels today, in order to discuss the implications for the Eurozone after both Manchester clubs crashed out of the Europa League football tournament on Thursday evening. Minister...
Read full storyRowan Williams joins the Catlicks
London - Exposed as a Papist turncoat Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams resigned today and is said to be considering his career options as a pole dancer at the Vatican's Purple Pussycat lapdancing club. "He'll need a damn good shave of cour...
Read full storyIs Michelle Obama on the Ropes?
Shocking results of a new study that looked at the effects of diet on life span are shaking up dieticians and health care workers worldwide. Published in the March Journal of Diet and Health Environment, the study showed that there is an undeniable...
Read full storyRussell Brand Is Extremely Embarrassed About iPhoneGate
NEW ORLEANS - Russell Brand, the soon-to-be-ex-hubby of Katy Perry, seems to manage to find a way to stay on the front page. Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune reports that the 36-year-old Englishman was arrested and charged with to...
Read full storyHeather Trott To Marry Ben Mitchell
Heather Trott is to marry her soon to be on screen murderer Ben Mitchell after a three day whirlwind romance, a BBC inside source has claimed. Cheryl Fergison, who plays the lovable 'Heather' in the soap inadvertently blabbed "When we were filming...
Read full storyStephen Hendry disqualified from the World Snooker Championship
Stephen Hendry has been disqualified from the World Snooker Championship, a popular snooker tournament held in the Crucible, after bringing a calculator into the arena. "Everybody knows that snooker is a maths based sport," said tournament organis...
Read full storyDaily Mail readers up in arms over skydiving babies
Daily Mail readers have been left looking red faced after the Daily Mail picked up a story about babies as young as three months old skydiving that was apparently untrue. "There was a satirical story about this," said the editor of the Daily Mail,...
Read full storyThe world's fastest computer uses neutrinos
Hot on the news that neutrinos can travel faster than light, scientists at Intel have constructed their new neutrino chip set to make use of this unexpected subatomic behaviour. "The N-Chip will revolutionise the computer industry as much as every...
Read full storyApollo Moon Landings Killer - Inside The Mind Of A Mass Murderer. A Special Investigation.
When Gideon Lambrusco was sentenced to four life sentences at Leeds Crown Court last week, as he was sent down he shouted to the court: "Houston, we have a problem." It was no surprise that the bizarre case should end with this iconic litotes of the space age - for it was the space age, particularly the race to the moon, which triggered the train of events that ended with Judge Lemuel Blandford...
Read full storyiPad3 delivery schedule delayed
The iPad3 from Apple is being delivered to millions of eager customers over the next few days, but Apple have announced that there will be delays that will leave hundred of thousands of eager early adopters dripping tears onto their iPad2s. "It's...
Read full storyJack Chick Deported From Saudi Arabia
MECCA, KSA (CWTS World News) -- Jack Chick, author of well-known comic gospel tracts, was deported from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. His name is on the "black list," which contained the names of people not permitted to enter the country. Boxes of...
Read full storyThree Blondes Find Themselves Sadly Silently Sitting In American Idol's "Bottom 3"
HOLLYWOOD - After starting off with over 100,000 contestants, American Idol has now whittled that number down to the Top 10. And this week's "Bottom 3" found three blondes sitting in the dreaded "Bottom 3" stools. South Carolina's Elise "Estrog...
Read full storyRush Limbaugh's Wife, Kathryn Warns The Cigar Chomper That He Had Better Stop His "Female Bashing"
NEW YORK CITY - From the We All Knew It Was Coming Department comes word that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh's fourth (4th) wife Kathryn has let the old cigar chomper know that she is not happy with his female bashing antics. In a report f...
Read full storyCameron Warns Of Banning Incoming US Passenger Flights From Britain!
The astonishing decision by 'Big Sis' to put passengers lives at increased risk from elderly terrorists by relaxing security procedures for the over 75's at US airports has brought a warning from Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron, currently in A...
Read full storySome Scary Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About
Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people's money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good for the campaigns. What is to prevent them from doing the same when they are elected. Medically, Dick Cheney does not have a pulse because of his heart pump. The definition of a terrorist also f...
Read full storyBanana thrower cleared of racial abuse on grounds that he's been living under a rock for the last forty years
A massive racist who had been caught on camera throwing bananas at a Premier League football player was cleared of all charges of racial abuse at Preston Crown Court yesterday after it was revealed that he'd been living under a rock since 1972. G...
Read full storyLynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race Part four
Skoob gave C.J. a nudge in the back that sent him forward onto the unsuspecting commuter. "So sorry" said C.J as he squirted the milky substance on the back of the man's coat. Lifting his black pork pie hat, Skoob bade the poor man "Adieu" and started to run in the direction of away. Not far behind him, an out of breath C.J caught up. "You twit, I nearly sprayed myself" "Don't stand near...
Read full storyBin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens
The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...
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