Obama Pot Calls Kettle White: Afro-American White President Charges Hispanic White Man With Racial Mayhem

BILLINGSGATE POST - It doesn't get any more confusing than this. When was the last time you heard an Afro-American white man charge a Hispanic-white man with racial mayhem? Sounds like a nomenclature race war except for the fact that both men have the same skin color, or nearly so. For some, the fact that the New York Times referred to George Zimmerman, the man who admits killing Trayvon Marti...

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Gingrich & Santorum to combine as one...will run as Attila the Hun!

Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum stunned the political universe today as they announced they will combine their campaigns and run as one. "We will campaign and govern as Attila the Hun," stated Gingrich. A reporter from the Associated Press called...

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Black White Bank Robber Sues Police for Arresting him for Wearing a Hoodie

Funny story: Black White Bank Robber Sues Police for Arresting him for Wearing a Hoodie

Black white guy, Jerry DeBungle, is suing the Miami, Florida police department for arresting him while trying to rob an East Miami, Crooked Bank. The 35 year old Mr. DeBungle claims the only reason he was arrested is because he was wearing a hoodie...

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Georgia Celtic Festival on hold due to Baptist pastor's allegation of witchcraft

Funny story: Georgia Celtic Festival on hold due to Baptist pastor's allegation of witchcraft

HIAWASSEE, GA (ABSNN)-The annual Celtic Festival held in Hiawassee, Georgia each spring has been cancelled. The Celts are angry. So are, apparently, the congregants of Mt. Zion Bethel Missionary Fundamentalist Baptist Sons of Gods. No mention...

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Pennsylvania is 'Home Sweet Home' to Pervs says its own press!

Funny story: Pennsylvania is 'Home Sweet Home' to Pervs says its own press!

PHILADEPHIA, PN (ABSNN)-W.C. Fields was once asked about Boston or maybe it was Providence, some old Yankee City, if he liked the place. He said, "On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia." One wonders if he was a gay Catholic. The City of Bro...

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The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

Funny story: The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their list of The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012. Magazine Editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 88, pointed out that this year a total of 917,361 people responded to The Adult Beverage Magazine Rate The Drinks Survey. People from every state in the union participated in the survey. The Rate The Drinks Survey committee executive senior director Gen...

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Royals praying Queen doesn't drop dead on April Fools

Funny story: Royals praying Queen doesn't drop dead on April Fools

Windsor - A service of thanksgiving for the mad old Queen Mum dropping dead 10 years ago poured cold water on predictions that Queen Elizabeth II will kick the bucket this Sunday. Apparently the psychotic centenarian's last actual words were "I'll...

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Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

LOS ANGELES - After being on probation for nearly five years, a Los Angeles County judge has lifted the much-troubled starlets probationary status. Judge Stephanie "The Gavel" Sautner advised the celebutante known as "LiLo" that she wants for her...

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Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Funny story: Don't Do Exactly What It Says On The Tin

Stocks of Quick Drying Woodstain have run out after David Cameron advised the public not to paint their garden fences this weekend. DIY stores and Homecentres across the U.K have seen an unprecedented surge in people desperate to get their hands o...

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MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

Funny story: MP says "I've solved the impending motor fuel crisis"

Monty Bedwetter, Conservative MP for North Suffolk & Central Ipswich has hit the headlines again after a long absence, for controversial comments he has made concerning the impending motor fuel supply crisis. In an interview on Around Anglia t...

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More ancient treasure found down the bog

Funny story: More ancient treasure found down the bog

Northern Ireland - A Fermanagh man has described how he found some 3,000 year-old gold jewellery 'down an ancient bog' at Belle Isle. "At first I thought some alien maybe slipped one down the pan, like," Seamus McShergar said today, "on account of...

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Romney Exposed As A Polygamist

Funny story: Romney Exposed As A Polygamist

Though rumors have been flying around this week, no evidence of this has been provided until last night. Debbie and Macayla Romney have come forward after the here say linking these women to Mitt Romney. The women were chased from their homes by repo...

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The Government planned the fuel crisis

Funny story: The Government planned the fuel crisis

A leaked memo from 10 Downing Street has revealed that the panic buying at the pumps was planned by the ConDems to help raise two billion pounds to cover the deficit created by the reduction in tax rate. David Cameron has denied that the memo is a...

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Controversial Radio Show Pits Teens In A Fight To The Death For Tickets To The Premiere Of The Hunger Games

Funny story: Controversial Radio Show Pits Teens In A Fight To The Death For Tickets To The Premiere Of The Hunger Games

JONESBORO, AR--As anticipation for the long-waited movie adaptation of Suzanne Collins' bestselling novel The Hunger Games reached a fever pitch on Monday, local Arkansas radio station 100.5 FM The Eagle knew it had to take advantage of this incredib...

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American Idol Sends Heejun "Funnybone" Han Back Home To Flushing, New York

Funny story: American Idol Sends Heejun "Funnybone" Han Back Home To Flushing, New York

HOLLYWOOD - And now American Idol's Top 9 have just become the Top 8. This week Elise "Estrogen" Testone from Charleston, South Carolina sang a fabulous rendition of Led Zeppelin's classic "Whole Lotta Love" and it helped to keep her out of the dread...

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Nicolette Sheridan Still Devastated By The "Hung Jury" Vows To Move To Mexico - or Maybe France

LOS ANGELES - The former star of The Desperate Housewives Nicolette Sheridan, who portrayed the astonishingly sexy Edie Britt, is reportedly still extremely upset at the outcome of her wrongful termination lawsuit trial. She testified that she was...

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Steven Tyler Cracks on AI

Funny story: Steven Tyler Cracks on AI

On the most recent American Idol show, former rock star and now AI judge Steven Tyler smiled a bit too broadly at one of the shapely young female contestants performing on stage in front of him. Suddenly a crack appeared in the skin of his forehead,...

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French Engineers Reexamine the Origins of the Maginot Line

Funny story: French Engineers Reexamine the Origins of the Maginot Line

Paris France: French historians and engineers at the Montmartre Institute of Technology (MIT) are perusing a cache of documents pertaining to the Maginot Line that was found by a German tourist visiting one of the restored sites. The Maginot Lin...

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