Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Funny story: Peyton Manning Says He Doesn't Know Where He'll Play Next But Would Consider QB/Offensive Coach Job

Just released four-time league MVP Peyton Manning has told reporters in Florida today that he was in Florida because he lived here, not that he would be playing for the Dolphins next season. "This is all new to me. I've only been with the one team...

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Rush Limbaugh Tells Audience Not To Fall For Liberal Tricks

Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Tells Audience Not To Fall For Liberal Tricks

Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh told his massive audience today not to fall for all the liberal news doom & gloom about his show. "Every time you turn on the liberal network news and cable news channels, you hear of all this gloom and doom.

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Dad banned from swimming pool because his shorts were too long; he was hiding something!

Funny story: Dad banned from swimming pool because his shorts were too long; he was hiding something!

A dad in Bournemouth was banned from a swimming-pool because the life-guards thought his shorts were too long and were a health hazard! The dad was furious but due to the fact that his huge shorts blew up like balloons under water and filled with wat...

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Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Funny story: Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Riding hard on the publicity surrounding a supposed life ending blast of plasma-like material from the sun, adult film producer George Mucous has signed film legend, Ron Jeremy to star in his new space fantasy film, "Coronal Mass Ejection". Jeremy...

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10 Facts About AVB

After the sacking of AVB from CFC by "Red Rom", Back and to the Left news pays tribute to the boy who walked into a man's dressing room; and consequently got abused by the adults he found there. Here are ten little known facts about AVB: 1. AVB was originally called ABC but changed his name so he wouldn't get confused with the already famous English alphabet. 2. His first job in football wa...

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Obama Points Out that Nation's Lack of Jobs Is Evidence of American Productivity and Efficiency: "We get our jobs done."

Funny story: Obama Points Out that Nation's Lack of Jobs Is Evidence of American Productivity and Efficiency: "We get our jobs done."

Throughout his reelection campaign, President Obama has remained unfazed by Republican accusations that the American economy has deteriorated significantly during his presidency. Despite record-high unemployment levels and the constant charge that "t...

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NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

Funny story: NASA's lunar probes find crop circle etcher

Pasadena, California - Rogue herbal activities aboard the International Space Station were widely blamed last year for creating Earth's crop circles - including the infamous ganja pipe smoking alien at Alton Barnes in Wiltshire. Today that theory...

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Mud Mania Runs Out Of Mud

Gasp! Shock! Horror! Are the sounds that Back and to the Left news were making today as the world famous "Mud Mania" in Shropshire ran out of mud for the first time in it's history. The event began 104 years by a Mr P.J Duncan, as an excuse to thr...

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Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

Funny story: Coronal Mass Ejection Causes Blackouts, Conversation, Sex, and Other Forms of Coronal Mass Ejection

A funny thing happened on the way to our 2012 world ending solar storm, local blackouts and satellite and cellular service interruption has forced people to actually speak to each other face to face, learn to help out a neighbor running short on cand...

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CIA splinters into separate organisations

Funny story: CIA splinters into separate organisations

The CIA has seen disagreements on how to run the agency cause rifts and splits within the organisation itself causing splinter groups to emerge. As well as the legitimate arm of the CIA, still called the CIA, there is now a more militant wing call...

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She Wolves: England's Early Queens... TV Review

Funny story: She Wolves: England's Early Queens... TV Review

Ken Lucid gave the book She-Wolves: The Women Who Ruled Engand Before Elizabeth the thumbs-up when it was published in 2010. Now Dr Helen Castor has turned her effort into a three-part series for BBC4, and this first programme focussed on Matilda and Eleanor of Aquitaine. It seemed only natural to ask Prof Lucid to cast his eye over results... Thank heavens for BBC4! It's the only place you...

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Queen Plans Tour of Iran for Diamond Jubilee

Funny story: Queen Plans Tour of Iran for Diamond Jubilee

Due to an administrative error the Queen has been booked for a tour of Iran to celebrate her sixty years sitting on her throne. The mistake was caused by a clerical officer misreading her direction to book the Queen for a journey on a train. His eyes...

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Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Funny story: Venkys 'Considering' Bid Offer In Order To Offload Blackburn Rovers

Venkys, the Indian chicken industry giants are currently said to be giving serious consideration to an offer tabled by a group of businessmen with a view to taking over Blackburn Rovers Football Club. Venkys relationship with the Blackburn fans co...

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Payday Loans Come Under Scrutiny As Interest Charges Reach 760,000% APR

Funny story: Payday Loans Come Under Scrutiny As Interest Charges Reach 760,000% APR

Controversial 'Payday Loans' - short term loans offering cash at exhorbitant interest rates, which borrowers are supposed to pay back on the day their wages are paid - came under scrutiny today as a Dorking woman revealed that after borrowing £20, sh...

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Solar Storm Shock

Funny story: Solar Storm Shock

'Don't panic, because there is nothing you can do!' exclaimed the Government's Chief Scientific Adviser, Charles Gloom 'there is a solar storm coming from space and anyone might be able to hear your telephone conversations as all electric currents wi...

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Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Funny story: Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Couch potatoes across the UK were left without their daily dose of Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women as a solar flare bathed the Earth knocking out Sky's Astra satellite. The several million mile long stream of high energetic particles from the sun trav...

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American Idol's Jessica Sanchez Receives The Night's Only Standing Ovation From J.Lo, Randy, and Steven

Funny story: American Idol's Jessica Sanchez Receives The Night's Only Standing Ovation From J.Lo, Randy, and Steven

HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's Top 13 went at it gender-to-gender with the guys singing songs by Stevie Wonder and the girls singing songs by Whitney Houston. Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, 37, said that there was a bit of a controversy earlier in the week...

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Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Glenn Beck: Hey Rush, how the hell are you holding up you big mouth scumbag? 9:03 a.m. Rush Limbaugh: Oh, I guess I'm okay Glenn, considering that so far I have lost 11 of my radio talk show sponsors. 9:07 a.m. Glenn Beck: I know the feeling fat boy believe me. I lost every single one of my sponsors and as you know shortly after that I lost my job and now I'm getting...

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Madonna Is Ecstatic About Her Brand New Tramp Stamp Tattoo

Funny story: Madonna Is Ecstatic About Her Brand New Tramp Stamp Tattoo

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently stated that her half time performance at this year's Super Bowl did more to revitalize her extremely sagging career than anything else she has done in the past ten years. The Big Apple songstress remarked that than...

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New Calculator Released with Infinity Buttons

Funny story: New Calculator Released with Infinity Buttons

Math fanatics will be more happy with the new calculator released by the Basyang Electronics Company. The newly-released calculator, with code LB-143EZ, adds two new buttons, negative (-∞) and postive (+∞) infinity. This allows the user to create...

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Ambush of Hate Group Leader considered "fraud"

Funny story: Ambush of Hate Group Leader considered "fraud"

MYLITTLEPO, NY (CWTSN) -- The ambush of Fat Burgerson, leader of a hate group that promotes religious intolerance, is said to be a fake ambush, according to a proselyte who is a member of the aforementioned group. "His [Burgerson] bodyguards told...

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A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

Funny story: A Very Pregnant and Nude Jessica Simpson Follows In The Magazine Cover Footsteps of Demi Moore, Claudia Schiffer, and Mariah Carey

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson, 31, has admitted to being a lot of things but modest is certainly not one of them. The pregnant and unmarried blonde singer, actress, and magician's assistant has just joined the ranks of several other well known cel...

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Monkey House at Bronx Zoo Closed; Monkeys Furious

Funny story: Monkey House at Bronx Zoo Closed; Monkeys Furious

"I don't get it," said one of the displaced monkeys. "The Monkey House had landmark status, but we can't live there anymore? Go figure. What kind of monkey business is this?" The monkeys agree that, overall, humans are just plain obnoxious -- t...

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