David Beckham Steals Jamie Oliver's Job

Funny story written by Katarina Frogpond2

Saturday, 5 November 2011

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Jamie Oliver's Dog to be Sold to Pay for Christmas

David Beckham has stolen Jamie Oliver's supermarket job in a shock move by the former England Captain who is said to earn 30 million pounds a year.

A spokesman for Jamie's next door neighbour said the theft will leave Jamie destitute, and his family will have to sell their dog just to put Christmas Dinner on the table this year.

The neighbour said "Why does David Beckham want to take other people's jobs when he's earned so much money. I think that's a bit greedy. Poor Jamie only earns 20 pence a year, and he's got a family of 29 children to support. Its not right"

A spokesman for David Beckham's next door neighbour said he thinks its because David has an expensive cake problem. He said that David had become addicted to gold plated cup cakes that cost 1 million pounds for a box of three.

Another neighbour said that that wasn't true. He said David needed the supermarket shelf stacking job because he needed the exercise to get back into the England team.

Jamie Oliver was unavailable to comment. He was busy looking for the recipe for the gold plated cup cakes.

Katarina Frogpond.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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