Obama Turns Back the Debt Clock to Save the World
Washington DC - With the stroke of a pen, President Barack Obama has rescued the world from a catastrophic economic meltdown. The president signed into law today The Quantitative Time Act, effectively freeing every man, woman and child on the pla...
Read full storyThe Birth of a Consultant
It is really funny how events can start, build and finally conclude in a way that can change who you are and what you do. Here is the story behind how I became involved in the business of consulting. I have long been fascinated by this phenomenon called "internet." It is a tremendous source of information, but at times it can be a source of irritation. One of the things that really irritat...
Read full storyThe Florida Snow Storm
I just spent six quality hours cleaning our dryer vent of lint accumulated over more than four years' use here in Southwest Florida. Yes, the vent tubes can and do get clogged with this white, fluffy stuff. Ours goes straight up to the roof, about thirty feet, and it has a trap on the roof to keep birds, insects and rain out. (No cold white stuff here!) The challenge is how do you clean this...
Read full storyX-Factor - Frankie Cocozza To Get The Chop
SEN can exclusively reveal that this week's X-Factor chop victim will be Frankie Cocozza, the little Justin Bieber look a little likey with the weird haircut, and a nice line in chat with the ladies. At least, according to him. Insiders (Again!...
Read full storyX-Factor May be Axed Before End of Series
The X-factor might have to be axed before the end of the current series if ratings don't improve. That was the message tonight from Anne Widdecombe who is said to have described the show as "a bit dull this year." Anne was overheard to have...
Read full storyPrince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell
In an exclusive interview conducted not twenty minutes ago super villain Simon Cowell opened his heart to this reporter. So Simon... Simon Cowell: Please refer to me as Mr. Cowell or a simple your majesty will do. Ok. Mr. Cowell it's being a very hectic year for you hasn't it? All the scandals and trauma with the US version of the X-Factor must have really taken it's toll on you?[/i](Ther...
Read full storyCloris Leachman Has Agreed To Host A New Celebrity Cooking Show Called "Cooking With The Celebrity Has-Been's"
LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Network has just announced another in the long line of reality cooking shows and this one is named Cooking With The Celebrity Has-Been's. This cooking show will be a little bit different from the dozens of others in that...
Read full storyRetired Golden Girl sparks Toon Premier League surge
Who would have thought it, The Toon at 4th place in the Premier League? No, it's the playmaker who is making it all happen. An American actress better known for her biting performances in a famous TV comedy sitcom is the driving force behind Newca...
Read full storyDavid Beckham Steals Jamie Oliver's Job
David Beckham has stolen Jamie Oliver's supermarket job in a shock move by the former England Captain who is said to earn 30 million pounds a year. A spokesman for Jamie's next door neighbour said the theft will leave Jamie destitute, and his fami...
Read full storyDa Vinci's 'Salvator Mundi' contains apocalyptic 11/11/11 prophecy: report
London - The restoration of a long lost Leonardo Da Vinci painting shows a 'female' Savior - camouflaged with an androgynous beard - holding a crystal ball and crossing Her fingers as if in anticipation of Judgement Day. Art critics said this week...
Read full storyGovernor Brown Signs Kim's Warning into Law as Kim Kardashian Weeps Nearby
It was an emotional day when Governor Brown signed the landmark bill into law. Now it will be much harder for someone to find a spouse for a reality TV show and not follow the agreed upon script so quickly after the marriage. Now an errant reality...
Read full storyHeston Blumenthal Caught Buying Someone Else's Christmas Pudding
Heston Blumenthal has been caught buying someone else's Christmas pudding. The famous London Chef's choice of pudding, however, has started a stampede on a well know supermarket. "It was just a plain old Christmas Pudding," Said a shocked fellow...
Read full storyFour BBC News Readers Arrested In Dawn Raid
Four BBC News readers have been arrested on suspicion of causing the spontaneous unexplained deaths of 24 people. They are also being sued by the families of those 24 people after they claim their loved ones were bored to death by the channel's ex...
Read full storyBiebs tells Beliebers: That can't be my kid--I didn't even have pubic hair then
HARFOLD, Vt.--What do Justin Bieber and Herman Cain have in common? They both like pizza and they're currently embroiled in sex scandals. Whereas Republicans are currently giving Cain the benefit of the doubt, Beliebers at Harfold State College ar...
Read full storyCameron accepts radical financial plan to save the economy!
The PM will announce that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and NHS costs. A plan to rescue the country's economy, formulated and presented by Chancellor...
Read full storyHistorical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham
Following the success of previous editions; A walk though Shakespeare's Stratford upon Avon, A Walk around Stone Henge, and The Luddite's march into Nottingham, we present: A walk in Robin Hood's footsteps into Nottingham, to the Castle We follow as far as possible, the route taken by Robin and his Merry Men, as they neared Nottingham from Sherwood Forest. We start at the only remaining...
Read full storyDemi Lovato Wants To Clear Up The Wilmer Valderrama Rumors
MARINA DEL REY - Demi Lovato dumped Wilmer Valderrama back in June and and now five months later he has waltzed back into her life, or so some say. Lovato was reportedly seen in a very passionate embrace in Marina Del Rey with the former star of T...
Read full storyAsteroid to Knock the Moon into the Earth on Tuesday
NASA waited until today to tell us that on Tuesday evening a gigantic asteroid is going to crash into the moon and send the moon crashing full speed into Earth. Today a senior US military official said that Iran is "the biggest threat to the United S...
Read full storyCher Lloyd To Duet With Martin Shuttlecock On Tonight's X-Factor?
In yet another dull showbiz leak, insiders (It's always fucking 'insiders' isn't it?) insist that X-Factor singing sensation Cher Lloyd is to sing a duet with TheSpoof.com's very own Martin Shuttlecock, in the prestigious 'guest slot' on the ailing T...
Read full storyJohnny Robinson To Duet With Bear Grylls On Tonight's X-Factor
Leaked reports have it that X-Factor's slightly effeminate contestant, Johnny Robinson is to perform a duet on tonight's show with survivalist and former SAS man Bear Grylls, singing The Troggs' 60's classic 'What the hell's that all about?' track, W...
Read full story"X-Factor Judge Tulisa Invented The Universe, Not God," Says Barking Woman
According to X-Factor fan, Selina Stoat, of Barking, in Essex, God didn't create the universe in six days, as per the Bible, but Tulisa out of N-Dubz did - sometime in 1998, according to Stoat. Stoat, an unemployed coypu sexer, stated emphatically...
Read full storyNYPD declares huge win over OWS
Reporter: "So, it has been a harrowing season for you guys, hasn't it? I mean, you guys have been out there every time, putting everything you have into taking the OWS players down. To what do you chalk your current win status up to, so far?" NYPD Representative: "Well, first of all, we have a player that so far has not had a chance to get in the game. But, now, the DA has been able to attempt...
Read full storyLondon Fire Brigade Cutbacks Could lead to strike
London fire fighters were sent a memo yesterday stating that every fire officer must consume two litres of water before going on duty. They will also be required to drink a further three litres of water when on duty at their stations. The memo said t...
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